Can't update status? Facebook and Instagram are down

https://www.cnet.com/news/cant-update-status-facebook-and-instagram-are-down/ | March 13, 2019 | Marrian Zhou, Queenie Wong

[a fool in paradise]

Nice “demo” for the tech nerds at SocialistsXSouthWest in Austin.

[Graybeard58]

“I deleted my FB account back in 1978.”

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Same year I joined FreeRepublic, then I lost my pass word etc. etc. etc..

[Wuli]

Darn, I thought I had a case of them targeting me. LOL

[HollyB]

IG has less drama than twitter or FB, IMO.

[afterhoursarmory]

I only keep a page up for bizz and to keep in contact with my inner circle.
Youngins already call facebook the retirement home of social media; won’t hurt them any.
Insta might piss a few off but then again they also double down with snapchat so no loss there.

[Responsibility2nd]

So now, we have downed Boeing 737 Max 8s and Max 9s, downed Facebook, and my dog died. What’s a man going to do?

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Freep on, brother. Freep on.

[nascarnation]

If the local liquor store is still open, you’re gonna be OK.

[EEGator]

How am I going to look at hot chicks in yoga pants?!?!

[usconservative]

I have about 2,000 bots on AWS sending ping of death requests to fakebook’s content servers .... Lord i hope that’s the reason the bitches are down.

[Revel]

Life log dump ongoing.

[AAABEST]

lol... we should have an army of FReepers go on Facebook and start asking everyone “are you logged in?”

[Responsibility2nd]

Wait, you did say Fat Chicks in Yoga pants, right?

Oops. My bad.

[nascarnation]

Well to paraphrase the late, great Johnnie Cochran....

If the hips are wide
You must deride.

[RinaseaofDs]

“So now, we have downed Boeing 737 Max 8s and Max 9s, downed Facebook, and my dog died. What’s a man going to do?”

Cheat on your wife and you got yourself a pretty good country song.

[luvie]

I thought it was because I’ve been in FB jail. LOL!

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Dear Mark Zuckerberg

We have kidnapped Faceback and are holding it ransom for the amount of 10 Billion dollars. Do not get the police involved or you’ll never see it again.

Thank you.

PS, we are knocking 10,000 off of the ransom so that you can go out and buy a toupee, we are extremely bothered by the fact that your head looks like a male appendage.

[humblegunner]

I have about 2,000 bots on AWS sending

Auto Wanking Service?

So lazy.

[M Kehoe]

Hi.

As of this post, I can access fb, read and post.

I don’t do Instagram.

Or Twitter.

5.56mm

[luvie]

All your statuses are belong to us.

[bgill]

But, but I have a pic of a latte I must post!!!!