Posted on 07/11/2019 12:55:17 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Kentucky Deluxe?
a half a step above MD 2020.
We in High Cotton now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0arsPXEaIUY
My kids would put this firmly in a Danger Noodle category.
Take that, Florida Man!,,,,
What was he thinking, leaving home without his nitroglycerin and heroin?
Sounds like “Repo Man” with Harry Dean Stanton and Emilio Estevez.
Sheeit. You could have a great weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
A Drunk radioactive rattlesnake!!!!!
“Protecting the booze, uranium, and the gun. Also, it may have been a service animal.”
Hey, cool.
Next time I want to smuggle contraband, I’ll pretend to be blind and glamorous.
I’ll wear my sunglasses and a service boa.
Sounds like the 1980’s movie “Repo Man”.
That’s why your mother taught you to never get into a car with strangers.
Repo Man II.
“but what the heck was Mr. Snakey doing along for the ride!?”
How dare you question their need for a legitimate service animal? I’m sure it was well behaved and never would hurt anyone, just like a Pit-bull.
BTW A Timber Rattler is a protected species. You can’t possess one or kill one (ha ha!)
“I walked forty-seven miles of barbed wire
I got a cobra snake for a necktie
A brand new house on the road side
And it’s a-made out of rattlesnake hide”
~George Thorogood version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms6sf0XfQNc
Oh, f'Petessake. People, when you steal a vehicle to carry your booze, your firearm-possessing ex-felon girlfriend, your rattlesnake, and your uranium, you might at least see that the tags are current!
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a rattlesnake, that’s all i need. I don’t need nuthin else just...
and radioactive uranium, that’s all i need.
a rattlesnake and radioactive uranium, is all i need. just..
and an open bottle of Kentucky Deluxe, that’s all i need.
this rattlesnake and radio active uranium and an open bottle of kentucky delux and that’s all i need too.
Don’t forget the charge of Endangering Wildlife (radioactive material near pet snake) and contributing to the delinquency of a snake (open liquor bottle).
If they were from Florida, they’d have already claimed the snake and uranium were in the car when they stole it.
“Two people were arrested after a traffic stop of a stolen car revealed the two had a rattlesnake, radioactive uranium, and an open bottle of Kentucky Deluxe.”
And here I thought my parents were both dead!!!
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