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Nike’s new shoes have laces you can control with Siri
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| Aug 29, 2019
| Todd Haselton
Posted on 08/31/2019 9:59:32 AM PDT by CondoleezzaProtege
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Was out this morning and saw a huge line of young guys gathering as I turned a corner, and I asked what the line was for...Apparently it's for the release of some Nike shoe?! Not sure of this it's one.
Bizarre.
To: CondoleezzaProtege
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posted on
08/31/2019 10:01:06 AM PDT
by
blam
To: CondoleezzaProtege
Wait around the corner and mug one of em for the shoes:)
Somebody is going to do it.
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posted on
08/31/2019 10:01:37 AM PDT
by
Cold Heart
(.)
To: CondoleezzaProtege
I’m going to laugh when the motor or Siri breaks down and these idiots are stuck not being able to get out of their shoes. How stupid and lazy does one have to be not being able to tie their shoes?
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posted on
08/31/2019 10:07:56 AM PDT
by
bgill
To: CondoleezzaProtege
every time i think today's youth couldn't possibly get any lazier, something like this comes along...
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posted on
08/31/2019 10:08:02 AM PDT
by
Chode
(Send bachelors, and come heavily armed!)
To: blam
Nike, JC Penny- Lincoln- Target stores-
Problem is, our individual boycotts don’t do much- the Tea Party needs a leader- a charismatic enough leader that can get folks all across the country interested, to organize a country wide boycott- to tell these companies very clearly “NO! It’s NOT alright for you to embrace abominations- IF you choose to do so- you lose ALL of our support- millions of people- all across the country WILL boycott you if you try to force you sick agendas on us!”
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posted on
08/31/2019 10:09:25 AM PDT
by
Bob434
To: CondoleezzaProtege
Siri, go back to the Future...😋
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posted on
08/31/2019 10:13:14 AM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
To: CondoleezzaProtege
So now you don't even have to tie and untie your own shoes-- Siri will do it for you.
Pretty soon we'll all be shapeless blobs. At least I have a head start on that.
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posted on
08/31/2019 10:14:21 AM PDT
by
fidelis
(Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
To: CondoleezzaProtege
“Nikes new shoes have laces you can control with Siri”
Sooooooooooo....Power Laces with extra steps?
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posted on
08/31/2019 10:14:52 AM PDT
by
VanDeKoik
( In heap big peace pipe)
To: CondoleezzaProtege
Gettin' to work now - SHOE LACE HACKS!
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posted on
08/31/2019 10:18:39 AM PDT
by
budj
(combat vet, 2nd of 3 generations)
To: budj
SIRI, untie that sucker
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posted on
08/31/2019 10:22:26 AM PDT
by
budj
(combat vet, 2nd of 3 generations)
To: CondoleezzaProtege
In the early 70s a group called The Firesign Theater released a comedy album (remember those) called ‘I Think We’re All Bozos on this Bus’ that featured inflatable shoes. I often wonder if Nike pays them royalties. Now self-tying shoes.
I still want flying cars.
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posted on
08/31/2019 10:22:43 AM PDT
by
hanamizu
To: bgill
“Im going to laugh when the motor or Siri breaks down and these idiots are stuck not being able to get out of their shoes. How stupid and lazy does one have to be not being able to tie their shoes?”
or how about when someone figures out how to hack your shoes?
maybe your running a track event and a rival’s friend in the stands suddenly unlaces your shoes ... really, the possibilities for mischief could be endless ..
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posted on
08/31/2019 10:23:11 AM PDT
by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: blam
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posted on
08/31/2019 10:53:41 AM PDT
by
ealgeone
To: CondoleezzaProtege
Just when you think people can’t get any lazier they do.
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posted on
08/31/2019 10:58:03 AM PDT
by
Vaduz
(women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
To: CondoleezzaProtege
Real Americans boycott Nike “America hating” ghettoware.
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posted on
08/31/2019 11:02:25 AM PDT
by
Vision
(Obama corrupted, sought to weaken and fundamentally change America; he didn't plan on being stopped.)
To: CondoleezzaProtege
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posted on
08/31/2019 11:03:01 AM PDT
by
TangoLimaSierra
(To the Left, The truth is Right Wing Extremism.)
To: CondoleezzaProtege
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posted on
08/31/2019 11:06:27 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: CondoleezzaProtege
To: bgill
Or your battery in your electronic start key FOB is dead and you are no where you can get a new one.
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