Posted on 09/03/2019 11:27:10 AM PDT by bort
We shouldn't be eating meat anyway. Meat eating should be banned. And cows.
Sarcasm aside, cattle ranching is already regulated in California for reasons of global warming / cow flatulence.
Now, that’s clever!
China does not mess around. I bet his body has already been turned into a organ donor.
What say the gun grabbers?
Don’t forget “pan face”
You can have my cleaver when you pry it from my smoked pork butt greasy hands.
I guess China needs more cleaver control. Ban assault cleavers!
If I had to guess the reason for attacks on Chinese children, I might consider their draconian population control measures as contributing to it. There are two characteristics I have heard of: first, the Chinese children are so valued they are spoiled and many are calling youngsters Little Emperors because of their entitled behavior; second, the lack of daughters has contributed to Chinese incels which breeds rogue males and perhaps jealousy of those who do manage to marry and have children. Of course, this does not explain or excuse the mental illness it takes to target children but I think they are a factor.
He took the admonition to “hurry up” (i.e., chop-chop) very incorrectly .
” cattle ranching is already regulated in California for reasons of global warming / cow flatulence.”
I have worked on dairy farms. I can tell you with absolute certainty: COWS DO NOT FART! If they even get a buildup of gas in one of their stomachs, their stomach becomes displaced and they will be unable to defecate. This must be fixed by surgery, or else that cow will die. The surgery will release the accumulated gas, which is caused by feeding them excessive carbohydrates to increase their milk output. It will also put the stomach back into its proper place. But if a cow just eats its natural food, grass, it will NEVER EVER FART.
Vegetarians, however, fart like motor boats. They should be regulated and have to pay for the privilege of stinking up elevators.
Wonder if he yelled: “Allahwhacko Snackbar!!!” as he grinned and chopped away?
There must be a lot of car fart surgeons.
There was one licensed veterinarian for hundreds of cows, and several illegal Mexicans assisting him.
That town needs to find a clever welder to follow the cleaver wielder.
I believe she’s still trying to get Danny Pintauro to become straight. Read that Danny became gay because she wanted to have sex with him when they were on Who’s the Boss.
Funny...however prayers to the families of the victims...may God be comforting them...
I don't think that's possible, anyone who watched Who's the Boss, knew he was going to wind up being gay.
Yep. Amen.
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