Posted on 09/14/2019 9:56:55 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
50 Shades of Black...
Once you go black you’ll never come back.
Dummy, it was a YELLOW diamond - minority diamonds cant be racist, you’re obviously not sufficiently woke.
I believe the AJAX White Knight, of fifty years ago,could make it “Whiter than white!”
“Stronger than dirt! Stronger than dirt!”
nono....yellow diamond...
“a 16.78-carat natural yellow diamond”
So unable to be so...
Wonder how much more black it could be.
None ...none more black
Really ? Thought that was the part of Hillary Clinton where most folks have a heart.
Maybe we should open up betting on the over/under...
"Hey! That photo in my college yearbook is being totally misconstrued by my enemies! I merely put on "carbon-nanotube face" while singing that minstrel song."
I always thought Joe Biden’s brain was faster than the Speed of Dark. Perhaps it’s full of carbon nanotubes?
Ah ... if only Ad Reinhardt were still alive.
The ultimate black lies deep beneath the earth in a long forgotten cave. It fills a fathomless void where no light has ever been known. I don’t want to talk about it any more.
The more it looks like a void, the blacker it is. Got it.
Or the spoof of a Work Order for the metalworking shop:
1. Pound to size.
2. File to fit.
3. Paint to hide.
The principle of conservation of energy. When a black body absorbs light the energy in the photons does not cease to exist. Loosely speaking, it is converted to random, disorganized mechanical energy, in other words, heat. Think of a black car on a hot day.
The heat is converted back to electromagnetic energy according to Stephan-Boltzman’s law.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stefan%E2%80%93Boltzmann_constant
Sunlight warms the surface of the earth (which does not absorb all wavelengths, much sunlight is reflected back into space), and air cools the surface of the earth, or rather, the surface of the earth warms the air.
The mechanisms that allow heat in the atmosphere to be radiated back into space are at the heart of the global warming debate.
black nanotubes matter
Hmmm... Could predict that this thread will go over 100...
Black threads mater!
1. Pound to size.
2. File to fit.
3. Paint to hide.
?4. Caulk and paint make you the carpenter, you ain’t.
Once you go black youll never come back.
Black is black, I want my baby back
It’s grey, it’s grey, since she went away, oh oh
What can I do, ‘cause I, I’m feelin’ blue
Wow, I could have really used this when designing ECPRs (Electrically Calibrated Pyroelectric Radiometer)
This is a transfer standard for measuring optical power.
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