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Posted on 12/30/2019 2:44:20 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin
My goal is to break all of my New Year’s Resolutions quicker than I did this year.
It so liberating when you get rid of that Sword of Damocles from over your head. LOL!
“Yes, I’ll make a resolution that I’ll never make another one.
Just enjoy this ride on my trip around the sun.”
> To overcome my revulsion and try eating Iguana meat.
In 1982 I learned it was best eaten in Tijuana, BBQ’d.
I’ll now have “Mexican Radio” running through my head into 2020. Thanks a lot.
I’ll help you check off a few.
I promise to laugh a lot if you’re nice to me and clean out my garage.
It will take more than one day.
I know I’m dreaming.
Agreed.
We need to make that happen!
I resolve to immediately begin work on my fourth million dollars....
(I gave up on my first three)
Well, I am a charter member of the procrastinators club...I think.
We have dues but they haven’t told us how much.
We have a headquarters, but somebody didn’t tell us the address.
I’m not sure who “they” or who “somebody” is. That info was supposed to be mailed to us, but someone didn’t get around to doing it.
We were supposed to have elections but most got busy with other things and we decided to hold them later.
We forgot to do resolutions, but what we do have is a 100% accuracy rating for News Year’s predictions.
A sample of our current new years’ predictions are such:
We predict that the national champion Clemson Tigers will be invited to the WH for a fast-food dinner.
We predict that there will be a 35-day shutdown of the government
We predict Jesse Smollet will stage a racial, homophobic physical attack and blame it on white Trump supporters.
We predict that President Donald J Trump will be impeached by the House of Representatives.
I’m probably going to get kicked out of the club for posting this but I’m pretty sure they don’t know where I live because I forgot to send in my enrollment information.
see ya next year...maybe... If I get around to it
“...at Good Shepherd Lutheran on Whitestone in Cedar Park Texas, check it out, ...”
Thank you for the offer, but I’m in Ohio and I don’t think I’m going to get to Texas this year:)
to lose weight AGAIN lol! To learn more about investing, to enjoy hobbies more often, to NEVER EVER type “alot” again! To pray more and read the Bible more so I get my act together and swear a whole lot less :)and finally, BEFORE I jump down people’s throats because I got angry at someone’s words or actions, I will try to believe the best of people and hope they had good intentions behind their actions and words.
My New Years Resolution is to deal with all the people who use “Long story short” but then give you the long story...
That was funny to me.
Your about page does not say where you are.
I am in Georgia.
I’m thinking I could just show up at your house one day,
and just throw all the crap in your garage in a dumpster,
and you would thank me for it.
I started one about two hours too late. Admin mod locked my thread so my New years resolution is to use FR search more prior to starting a thread and not read the article prior to posting.
Dang
We have the same resolution...
I also said in my thread I would enjoy life and go outside more. Happy new year.
Ah, to be seventy! Ah, to be young again!
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