Posted on 04/18/2020 6:40:13 PM PDT by simpson96
Having become interested in Ms. Miller’s notable writing skills, I present another story under her byline:
A Florida man bought sizzling and heavy with a “Frozen” toy, cops stated.
Cody Christopher Meader allegedly had his approach with the stuffed snowman Olaf, from the favored Disney flick, ejaculating on the doll and sticking it again on the shelf at a Goal in St. Petersburg.
When he was executed, Meader apparently moved on to a big stuffed unicorn and started dry humping it, police stated, based on The Smoking Gun.
Meader, 20, of St. Petersburg, was charged Friday with prison mischief within the Oct. 22 incident within the Goal, based on a police report. He stays free on $150 bond.
Meader admitted to doing “silly stuff” and that he had “nutted” on the Olaf stuffed animal, police stated.
The toys have been “eliminated from the shop flooring,” based on cops.
“The merchandise couldn’t be re-sold and [was] destroyed because of circumstances.”
He’ll take her back and apologize to her.
Reads like something that was run through a translator a couple of times.
LOL!!
I’ve always LOVED Hot, deranged girls!!!
That’s why I’m alone at 51 and here typing :)
And had a lot of grief in my life :)
I think I’m alone. Seeing someone that is young and attractive but crazy and we break up so much i’m never really sure :)
ESL?
“mendacity in a mattress”. I’ve never heard that phrase before, but it rolls off the tongue.
Sorry to be so thick, but that profile was satire, right?
JSMH...
Aw, I thought you had a g/f ? :-(
” She is a fun-loving woman who has very good connections with every team member”
After reading her writing samples, I believe this is some kind of pink clouded euphemism.
“Donna has 3.5 years of experience in news-based content creation, and she is now an expert at it.”
3.5 years experience makes one an “expert”. An example of one of the many problems with reality that Millennials suffer.
Artful translation.
The Gruntstuff homepage seems to be an online magazine, written in Chinese, and translated very poorly. It also appears they plucked the pictures of the contributors of the internet, along with fake bios.
If it was a man, he’d be denied bail.
Lewis Carroll......("Alice in Freeperland")
Leni
I don’t know, either. But I don’t know anyone on earth who could possibly make _that_ up. Not anyone writing for The Onion nor The Babylon Bee.
Donna is one of the oldest contributors of Gruntstuff and she has a UNIGUE perspective with regards to science which makes her write news from the Science field."
*She blinded me with science and made me dumber by reading her work.
I wonder if her expertise is used for modeling. Viral pandemics, that is!
Behind every Florida woman…Is a Florida Man.
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