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Bill Gates Admits To Long-Running Affair With Cortana
The Babylon Bee ^
| May 17, 2021
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 05/19/2021 9:36:43 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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Well, Cortana is a hottie. Undoubtedly the last straw for Melinda.
To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; DoodleBob; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...
It’s a shame Siri doesn’t have a hot body like Cortana.
DANG!
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Cortana: Bill, here are the results on your search ‘10 year old boys near me.’
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posted on
05/19/2021 9:38:49 AM PDT
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PGR88
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
OK these bee posts often get old. But this one was funny just reading the title.
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posted on
05/19/2021 9:41:41 AM PDT
by
Revel
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Cortana can’t help it. She is who she is. Siri and Alexa are just jealous.
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posted on
05/19/2021 9:42:45 AM PDT
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BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Cortana recently started sending me daily emails, to nag me about messages she thinks I should have acted on, etc. She has NO IDEA, and it just pisses me off to have to delete her stupid message, every morning. Why does she think she is so important as to try to tell me what to do?
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05/19/2021 9:43:52 AM PDT
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NEMDF
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Rumor has it Gates and Bezos engaged in swapping with Cortana and Alexa... Ww
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posted on
05/19/2021 9:43:53 AM PDT
by
ImJustAnotherOkie
(All I know is The I read in the papers.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"...Data logs show that her source code was altered on numerous occasions to make her say things like ‘I love you too, Bill’ and ‘Have you been working out?..." Hahahahahaha...those folks at Babylon Bee are just great!
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posted on
05/19/2021 9:50:22 AM PDT
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rlmorel
(Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I would have thought Bill was more into Clippy
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posted on
05/19/2021 9:50:53 AM PDT
by
Jan_Sobieski
(Sanctification)
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
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posted on
05/19/2021 9:50:55 AM PDT
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rdl6989
( )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
05/19/2021 9:52:29 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I don't know but if one is into the older set.
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posted on
05/19/2021 9:54:17 AM PDT
by
xp38
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
GOT ME AGAIN......took three sentences to realize
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posted on
05/19/2021 9:59:04 AM PDT
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drSteve78
(Je suis deplorable. WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The Edge development team knew and was blackmailing Gates the whole time. That’s the only explanation for why it’s still around.
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posted on
05/19/2021 9:59:28 AM PDT
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jz638
To: a fool in paradise
Doesn’t he have a minkey to investigate?
To: Jan_Sobieski
Wouldn’t Clippy’s sharp ends be a problem during sex?
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
05/19/2021 10:03:42 AM PDT
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xp38
To: NEMDF
Just mow the damned lawn already.
To: jz638
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posted on
05/19/2021 10:06:23 AM PDT
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PGalt
(Past Peak Civilization?)
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