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Bill Gates Admits To Long-Running Affair With Cortana
The Babylon Bee ^
| May 17, 2021
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 05/19/2021 9:36:43 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Jan_Sobieski
LOL! Cortana is his beard!
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posted on
05/19/2021 10:28:43 AM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Worse, I hear he was also chasing around with Clippie...
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posted on
05/19/2021 10:32:09 AM PDT
by
Demiurge2
(Define your terms!)
To: xp38
That's Siri
This is Cortana
Alexa is a computer/AI derived voice.
This is the young male derived vision of Cortana
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posted on
05/19/2021 10:35:17 AM PDT
by
Pollard
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I’ve disabled both of those Frankentech things.
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posted on
05/19/2021 10:50:54 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Salamander has barbaric tendencies.../Gundog)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Not if you’re into sadomasochism.
/now has really disturbing Danzig video stuck in head
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posted on
05/19/2021 10:52:41 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Salamander has barbaric tendencies.../Gundog)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Wrong. NOBODY uses Cortana! :)
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posted on
05/19/2021 11:04:40 AM PDT
by
NohSpinZone
(First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WHERE ARE THE PICRURES OF CORTANA AND SIRI TO MAKE A SOLID JUDGEMENT.
HOW DO WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE DEALING WITH IF WE CANNOT JUDGE BASED ON VISUAL EVIDENCE. GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY.
WE NEED THE EVIDENCE.
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posted on
05/19/2021 11:46:09 AM PDT
by
dirtymac
( Now Is The Time For All Good Men To ComeTo The Aid Of Their Country! NOW)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
05/19/2021 12:00:35 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I thought Cortana had the hots for Master Sargent from "Halo''.
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posted on
05/19/2021 2:04:45 PM PDT
by
jmacusa
(America. Founded by geniuses . Now governed by idiots.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
05/19/2021 2:40:23 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; Abby4116; afraidfortherepublic; aft_lizard; AF_Blue; AppyPappy; arnoldc1; ...
Geez, I can't believe nobody pinged me on this....
Cortana the "Other Woman" ... PING!
You can find all the Windows Ping list threads with FR search: just search on keyword "windowspinglist".But hey, who could blame him...
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posted on
05/22/2021 6:02:47 PM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: dayglored
Yep, the ultimate pinup gal for Doctors Hoffstadter, Cooper and Kuthrapali, as well as Mr. Wolowitz.
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