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AOC Says How She Accidentally Glued Her Face To Her Coffee Table Is A Clear Failure Of Capitalism
The Babylon Bee ^
| July 21, 2021
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 07/24/2021 12:49:33 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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Damn smartphones, gulling people into gluing their faces to coffee tables!
To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; DoodleBob; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...
Durned capitalists got AOC in trouble, LOL!
DANG!
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Sounds like she’s still talking to a dropped call...
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posted on
07/24/2021 12:52:21 PM PDT
by
null and void
("Fact Checkers" Didn't Exist Until The Truth Started Getting Out)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
here’s hoping the idiot glues her mouth shut!!!
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posted on
07/24/2021 12:54:30 PM PDT
by
MagUSNRET
((" I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of he night"))
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
So the barmaid got plastered again.
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posted on
07/24/2021 12:57:27 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Sorry, this one is too real to be satire. :)
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posted on
07/24/2021 12:57:44 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Who shot Ashli Babbitt?)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“See what capitalism has done to me?!” Ocasio-Cortez told the press see how it has dehumanized me. Oh, the alienation
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posted on
07/24/2021 1:15:45 PM PDT
by
mjp
(pro-freedom & pro-wealth $)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
07/24/2021 1:37:14 PM PDT
by
Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
That explains her crazy eyes.
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posted on
07/24/2021 1:51:55 PM PDT
by
Spok
(There are many more things that frighten us than can cause us harm.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The story was so believable, it took me quite a while to realize it was satire.
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posted on
07/24/2021 1:53:25 PM PDT
by
The_Media_never_lie
(A world in which dogs write poetry is more believable than the world as seen through the Media)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The other day on a music site I frequent some Gen Z’er was trying to blame the high cost of university education on “capitalism”. I’m wondering now why my degree from General Electric University was so cheap. :)
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posted on
07/24/2021 1:59:10 PM PDT
by
Mr. Jeeves
([CTRL]-[GALT]-[DELETE])
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
07/24/2021 2:03:08 PM PDT
by
Rusty0604
(" When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat." -Ronald Reagan)
To: Mr. Jeeves
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posted on
07/24/2021 2:06:57 PM PDT
by
Rusty0604
(" When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat." -Ronald Reagan)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
LOL! That’s her all right!
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Good one, almost got me. I was halfway into the 2nd paragraph before I thought to check the source...
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posted on
07/24/2021 2:56:12 PM PDT
by
Paleo Pete
(I support the right to keep and arm bears...)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
07/24/2021 2:59:53 PM PDT
by
Bobalu
(The higher the monkey climbs, the more you see his ass.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
07/24/2021 3:02:44 PM PDT
by
MortMan
(Shouldn't "palindrome" read the same forward and backward?)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
LOL!
The Bee is something else.
5.56mm
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posted on
07/24/2021 3:03:47 PM PDT
by
M Kehoe
(Quid Pro Joe and the Ho need to go.)
To: M Kehoe
It’s probably just me, but wouldn’t Occasional-Cortex be more tolerable if she did her press conferences topless?
5.56mm
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posted on
07/24/2021 3:06:50 PM PDT
by
M Kehoe
(Quid Pro Joe and the Ho need to go.)
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