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SCIENTISTS INTRIGUED BY STRANGE BLOBS ON URANUS
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Posted on 09/20/2021 11:10:21 AM PDT by BenLurkin

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To: BenLurkin

Some headlines just write themselves.


61 posted on 09/20/2021 11:33:41 AM PDT by al_c (Democrats: Party over Common Sense)
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To: EvilCapitalist

He boldly goes where many men have gone before.


62 posted on 09/20/2021 11:34:11 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: John 3_19-21

Captain’s Log


63 posted on 09/20/2021 11:34:54 AM PDT by Fester Chugabrew (No nation that sanctions the wholesale slaughter of its unborn citizens is fit to endure.)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

Lol!


64 posted on 09/20/2021 11:35:43 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children.)
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To: Repealthe17thAmendment

Only if you aren’t wiping properly.


65 posted on 09/20/2021 11:37:42 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children.)
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To: Truth29
definitely


66 posted on 09/20/2021 11:37:42 AM PDT by xp38
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To: BenLurkin
Change the name to Caelus and be done with it.

All the other planets have Roman deity names. So should this one.

67 posted on 09/20/2021 11:37:45 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I had my emotional DNA done. Turns out I am a reincarnation of Subadar Prag Tewarri.)
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To: BenLurkin

bombard uranus with gas-x extra strength


68 posted on 09/20/2021 11:38:27 AM PDT by faithhopecharity (Politicians are not born, they are excreted. Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

But then the world would be a less humorous place.


69 posted on 09/20/2021 11:38:42 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children.)
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To: John 3_19-21
What does The Star Ship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

A: The both circle Uranus and wipe out Klingons.

70 posted on 09/20/2021 11:38:56 AM PDT by JaguarXKE (Liberalism is a cancer on our nation.)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

You Win.


71 posted on 09/20/2021 11:39:01 AM PDT by left that other site (Never lie to someone who trusts you; and never trust someone who has ever lied to you.(NCIS Gibbs))
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To: BenLurkin
Were they equally intrigued when a little dab of Preparation H made the blob disappear?
72 posted on 09/20/2021 11:39:10 AM PDT by liberalh8ter (The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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To: BenLurkin

Mushy blobs on Uranus are caused by global warming.


73 posted on 09/20/2021 11:39:52 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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To: PGR88

They are easily cut out in the office or outpatient surgery.


74 posted on 09/20/2021 11:40:42 AM PDT by steve8714 (Evidently the Oxford comma is racist, sexist, or homophobic. You decide which.)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Is there anything NOT caused by global warming?


75 posted on 09/20/2021 11:40:51 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children.)
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To: BenLurkin

Is there no toilet paper in space?

That will limit space travel by a lot. How many rolls can you pack into on space capsule??

Or are they just pimples?


76 posted on 09/20/2021 11:41:08 AM PDT by dirtymac ( Now Is The Time For All Good Men To ComeTo The Aid Of Their Country! NOW)
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To: dfwgator

Me too.

5.56mm


77 posted on 09/20/2021 11:41:52 AM PDT by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho need to go.)
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To: EvilCapitalist
If there was one original joke in the mix I would agree.
78 posted on 09/20/2021 11:41:58 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I had my emotional DNA done. Turns out I am a reincarnation of Subadar Prag Tewarri.)
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To: EvilCapitalist

A: They both make their living looking at Uranus.


79 posted on 09/20/2021 11:42:09 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

See post 50, and post 79.


80 posted on 09/20/2021 11:42:59 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children.)
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