Posted on 10/11/2021 8:32:00 AM PDT by Ciaphas Cain
Thuperman...
Jonathan Kent’s kryptonite will be ‘conservatism’. Sees a conservative, and immediately goes into hiding into safe place.
Gay Superman, volcanoes, and geomagnetic storms. The end is certainly near.
Superman decorates and takes it up the butt?
Has Metropolis been renamed Gommorah too?
Superfag
Man of Astroglide is more like it.
AIDS, drug addiction, alcoholism, domestic abuse, mental illness and suicide are the new kryptonite....
If SM thought kryptonite was bad wait til he encounter aids!
buy copies to send to china
Except about his HIV status. LOL
Coming soon, the issue where “NO PRONOUNS” takes on an evil Joey Chestnut in a hotdog eating contest to save the world.
They can’t leave anything alone. I am so fed up with alphabet people ruining everything.
Your post reminds me of a short speculative piece called “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex”, by Larry Niven. The new Superman will probably be replacing butt-buddies quite often.
Not just climate change.
Gayson of Superman fights:
Trump.
MAGA Hat wearers.
White supremacists (and if black, the black face of white supremacy).
People who refuse the vaccine.
Republicans.
Conservatives.
Christians.
Israeli Jews.
Bitter Clingers.
Deplorables.
Policemen.
Right-to-life believers.
People who believe men should only marry women and women only marry men, and there are only two sexes.
Who'd I leave out?
"Look! Up in the sky!"
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's . . . a fairy godmother?"
Coal Miners
For Profit Businesses
Loggers
Military
Nuclear Energy
Nuclear Weapons
Anti-Critical Race Theorist
Meat Eaters
Hog Farmers
Free Speech
Talk Radio
Wuhan Virus Alarmists
White Privilege
Fisherman
They’re owned by AT&T, so bankruptcy probably isn’t in the cards. Of course, a major conglomerate’s beancounters can be more ruthless than any bankruptcy trustee.
He’s a true homo erectus now!
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