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CNN Employees Now Required To Wear Chastity Belts
The Babylon Bee ^
| 2-4-2022
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 02/07/2022 9:51:55 AM PST by servo1969
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posted on
02/07/2022 9:51:55 AM PST
by
servo1969
To: servo1969
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posted on
02/07/2022 9:52:50 AM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: servo1969
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posted on
02/07/2022 9:53:49 AM PST
by
dvan
(Send Them Home!Napolatono)
To: servo1969
Out of an abundance of caution.
To: servo1969
Bad news for everyone — Latest news from the CDC is that these chastity belts at CNN only work if everyone else wears them too.
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posted on
02/07/2022 9:55:40 AM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
("If you see something, say something"? I see people dying from vaccines.)
To: servo1969
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posted on
02/07/2022 10:03:11 AM PST
by
lurk
(u)
To: ClearCase_guy
Yeah I think the men need them more!!
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posted on
02/07/2022 10:03:30 AM PST
by
Persevero
(You cannot comply your way out of tyranny. )
To: servo1969
If YOU think this is bad, imagine how you would feel if you were Jeffrey Toobin....
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posted on
02/07/2022 10:07:16 AM PST
by
fhayek
To: servo1969
Gotta love the bee. I have another solution: Machetes
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posted on
02/07/2022 10:08:26 AM PST
by
LibertyWoman
(The road to tyranny is paved with good intentions)
To: servo1969
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posted on
02/07/2022 10:10:18 AM PST
by
aquila48
(Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
To: servo1969
These Babylon Bee headlines are to close to reality. You have to start to read before you realize that it’s Satirical. No I never look at the byline first......
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posted on
02/07/2022 10:11:56 AM PST
by
Lockbox
(politicians, they all seemed like game show hosts to me.... Sting)
To: servo1969
I understand they hired Lorena Babbitt to enforce the mandate.
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posted on
02/07/2022 10:13:13 AM PST
by
aquila48
(Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
To: LibertyWoman
I stand with you on machetes. And the government should provide them FREE.
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posted on
02/07/2022 10:27:00 AM PST
by
Veto!
(Political Correctness offends me)
To: servo1969
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posted on
02/07/2022 10:27:37 AM PST
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: servo1969
Will Toobin fact check this on a Zoom call?
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posted on
02/07/2022 10:28:30 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(I stand behind Alec Baldwin. It is far too dangerous to stand in front of him.)
To: Lockbox
I read real headlines and double check its not the Bee I’m reading. They are that ridiculous .
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posted on
02/07/2022 10:38:28 AM PST
by
Fledermaus
(I'll wear a mask when Dr. Fraudchi shuts the hell up.)
To: KarlInOhio
To: servo1969
CNN Legal analyst Jeffrey “Loobin’” Toobin was unavailable for comment.
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posted on
02/07/2022 10:52:10 AM PST
by
OrangeHoof
(Chinese communism will look different once the masks come off.)
To: servo1969
A no man date mandate?
-PJ
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posted on
02/07/2022 10:52:36 AM PST
by
Political Junkie Too
( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: servo1969
The real question is, “Who has the key to all these chastity belts?”.
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