Posted on 07/13/2022 4:09:55 AM PDT by lowbridge
OK software engineers, I have a business plan to serve the aftermarket market.
I disagree. ONSTAR is a service that involves communicating with actual human beings who need to be paid for their time.
Heated seats are completely different. There's no interaction with another human involved. You flip a switch and the electricity flows to the seat heater - that's it. A subscription for that feature is ludicrous.
It’s not my butt that would need warming :P
Just wait until they charge $30 a month to use the brakes.
And will BMW be charging monthly fees for the bong* we will all need to use to get through these trying times?
*Marijuana not included.
Open source computer/controllers.
More effective to just punish the brand by buying something else.
Coming soon, WEF Citizenship Subscriptions. If you want that happiness the "owning nothing" promises, then keep your paperwork up to date and your Social Credits topped off!
'cause you know, without your Citizenship Subscription, you're benefits and rights will lapse. And remember, non-persons are unhappy and harmful to the collective, and will be repurposed.
It’s simple you download the their app on your phone then enroll with your name, address, email, cell phone, and scan the vin #. You then pay by credit card through the app. They then can track where you go, how fast you drive, and offer more “services” to you. The salesman has to enroll you and he gets nothing for it or he gets punished. Soon all OEM’s are going to compel“subscription based services”.
The tire subscription is useless if you don’t get the engine and transmission package subscription.
I bought a BMW X1 SUV in 2017 with FREE heated seats!!!! Think of the money I’ve saved!!!
You don’t even own the car you bought! Clauss is more right than we know.
A subscription for that feature is ludicrous.
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BMW becoming the leech that won’t quit sucking.
This is really bizarre. Probably with existing technology and coming advances, companies with have the capability to do the same with most all devices: your lawn mower, your TV, your cell phone, most anything we could name.
Consumers really need to punch back on this one and stop doing business with firms that try to charge, what amount to royalties, for the use of equipment and devices already fully paid for.
They act like obtaining heat for your car seat is the equivalent of obtaining copyrighted music or printed material.
In all likelihood, the manufacturer would have the software written in such a way that you couldn’t force the options to work without disabling the car or at least triggering a Check Engine Light that causes it to fail smog check. A more likely cottage industry would be installing an after market seat heater into a base level car that just turns on and off without talking to the computer. We are not talking complicated tech here, just some low power heating elements and a selector switch. The OEM system can be fancier with the seat heaters integrated to the climate control system, but that is just more ways to fail and break.
The amount and complexity of code that goes into a modern car in incredible. Cars are so software dependent now the companies think they can follow the same model as software and online services that charge to turn options on and off in the code at no incremental cost to them. The problem for car companies is they are building a physical object with parts that cost money. People get pissed when they feel like they have to pay twice for the same thing.
They must have attended a John Deere workshop somewhere.
No surprise I see those things on flat bed wreckers being taken back to the dealer here on a weekly basis. All that eloctronic bauble crap always breaking down.
Had budget give me a F-type Jaguar last week as they were out of compacts. What a fiasco trying to operate that thing. EVERYTHING is motorized, even the door handles. Never did find the outside mirror adjustment. Fast sucker, but in Honolulu entirely wasted.
Once my subscription ran out, I could no longer start my truck with the app. It's not something that I did very often, but it showed me how much control GM has over my truck, even though I own it. They could actually shut it down at any moment, and render it a hunk of steel and glass. Not that they would, but just knowing the could is frightening.
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