Beto O'Rourke ate dirt with 'regenerative powers' after losing to Ted Cruz: report

Fox News ^ | 03/20/2019 | Liam Quinn

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

One of my childhood friends liked to eat weeds from the yard and he got some dirt with them. He wound up with hepatitis.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

And now...he's in the hospital? Coincidence? Possibly since his dirt eating was in January...but...

O’Rourke announced his hospitalization on Twitter. He claimed that, after “feeling ill,” he was taken to Methodist Hospital in San Antonio, Texas, on August 26th, where he was “diagnosed with a bacterial infection.”

[RoosterRedux]

Straight from someone’s litter box.

[humblegunner]

He’s been hospitalized.
Got him a buttfull of the monkeypocks.

Almost as bad as eating a bad weenie.

[God luvs America]

he also fed his wife poop and thought it was funny:

Beto O’Rourke put turd in a bowl and told his wife it was an avocado, friend says

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/beto-orourke-reportedly-put-childs-turd-in-a-bowl-and-told-his-wife-it-was-an-avocado

[PGR88]

He should try the dirt on the sidewalks of downtown Philadelphia.

[hellinahandcart]

I’ve had family in New Mexico for over 50 years, and I’ve never heard this legend before.

Some Navajo probably told Beto to “go eat dirt,” and the douchebag took him literally.

[Republican Wildcat]

Yuck

[9422WMR]

And the weirdo has a virus now. Monkey pox virus most likely!

[NautiNurse]

Sounds like Beto has pica.

[cranked]

...and one wonders why the Idiot was hospitalized? /s

LMAOGTFO.

[CommerceComet]

So Beto kind of listened to me. I told him to “eat dirt” but dirt was really a euphemism for something else and I assumed he would figure it out. I’ll be more explicit next time.

[Fresh Wind]

The Psychedelic Warlord.

[SaveFerris]

The Democrats sure pick weird people

[4Liberty]

[fwdude]

He was hoping the dirt contained human feces. His secret fetish.

[Howie66]

ESAD, Beta.

[Michael.SF.]

He misunderstood. He thought someone said “eat dirt”.

[Fish Speaker]

John Conner: “We’re not going to make it, are we? People, I mean.”

Terminator: “It is in your nature to destroy yourselves.”

[David Moser]

Let’s see . Beto ate dirt and he is in the hospital with a bacterial infection ? Hmmmm? Don’t think they could be related , heh .