I wear pigtails to my waitressing job because men tip better when I do. It grosses me out, but the money is worth it.

Business Insider ^ | Nov 22, 2022 | Fortesa Latifi

[T.B. Yoits]

The younger ones are much more likely to be middle to upper-middle class kids living at home, going to college, with better career prospects ahead.

Outside of a few trendy hot spots near their college campus, middle and upper middle class kids are not working as wait staff.

[9YearLurker]

The average waitress is in her mid-20s and works as such for about a year, with 2/3rds of them having at least some higher education:

https://www.zippia.com/waitress-jobs/demographics/

[minnesota_bound]

Another way to get bigger tips....

Do Larger Breasts Equal Bigger Tips? | MythBusters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YJ91FKZHI0

[minnesota_bound]

#16....

Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.

At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why Hooters?”
“They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs.”
“You’re on.”

At age 42, they meet and play golf again
“Where you wanna go for lunch?”
“Hooters.”
“Again? Why?”
“They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games.”
“OK.”

At age 52 they meet and play again. “So where you wanna go for lunch?”
“Hooters.
“Why?”
“The food is pretty good and there’s plenty of parking.”
“OK.”

At age 62 they meet again.
After a round of golf, one says, “Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Wings are half price and the food isn’t too spicy.”
“Good choice”

At age 72 they meet again.
Once again, after a round of golf, one says, “Where shall we go for lunch?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts.”
“Great choice.”

At age 82 they meet and play again. “Where should we go for lunch?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Because we’ve never been there before.”
“Okay, let’s give it a try.”

[subterfuge]

Aaack! Not for me... for the server!

[SaveFerris]

People’s Exhibit A as to why America is circling the toilet 🚽

Thanks for confirming what I already knew