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‘Drunk’ Florida CEO allegedly attacked girlfriend with her sex toy
The New York Post ^ | November 29, 2022 | Lee Brown

Posted on 11/29/2022 12:11:59 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

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To: HombreSecreto

I think he circumscribed the Penal code.

Hahaha, yes, five hundred dollars is a lot for a wallet,
but when you stroke it, it turns into a suitcase...


21 posted on 11/29/2022 12:37:08 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: real saxophonist
Of course, he could have just thrown it at her:


22 posted on 11/29/2022 12:44:34 PM PST by rlmorel (Nolnah's Razor: Never attribute to incompetence that which is adequately explained by malice.)
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23 posted on 11/29/2022 1:06:30 PM PST by nwrep
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

A hammer-shaped device no doubt...


24 posted on 11/29/2022 1:10:09 PM PST by Chauncey Gardiner
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Does this mean it will be considered an assault weenie? Remains to be seen what she will throw back. News at 11.

wy69


25 posted on 11/29/2022 1:12:41 PM PST by whitney69
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

It sounds like he had a bad day and went off half cocked.


26 posted on 11/29/2022 1:19:05 PM PST by Clay Moore (My pistol identifies as a cordless hole punch)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Where was Frank Drebin?


27 posted on 11/29/2022 1:22:35 PM PST by Hyman Roth
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Where was Frank Drebin?

I think he made his presence known in post #22. That looks like something Frank would do.

28 posted on 11/29/2022 2:20:13 PM PST by BlackbirdSST (Trump WON!!! He will win 2024!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

St. PETERsburg. LOL


29 posted on 11/29/2022 2:23:17 PM PST by BozoTexino (RIP GOP)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Was he aiming for the G-spot?


30 posted on 11/29/2022 2:42:01 PM PST by bunkerhill7 (t)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

why, was she pegging him wi it???


31 posted on 11/29/2022 3:31:19 PM PST by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

So the guy is drunk and throwing his girlfriend’s stuff out on the floor and a giant rubber dick bounces up and hits her in the torso. Accidental on his part. She should sue the manufacturer.


32 posted on 11/29/2022 3:49:35 PM PST by Clarancebeaks
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