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Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation
NY Post ^ | 12/20/2022 | Andrew Court

Posted on 12/21/2022 4:30:00 AM PST by DFG

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To: DFG

Yikes! I can’t stand the prostate exam. Can’t imagine how something like that gives pleasure


21 posted on 12/21/2022 5:11:28 AM PST by FatherofFive (I support Trump. Not the GOP)
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To: DFG

Any fool can see that the primer is missing. The propellant has, no doubt, been drained as well. It is inert.


22 posted on 12/21/2022 5:11:44 AM PST by GingisK
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To: RummyChick
there are no words to describe the insanity that is required to shove that up your butt

Well, actually, there are. This normal, just like you and me, old dude is a homosexual. (Glad to help..) 😁

23 posted on 12/21/2022 5:12:18 AM PST by Thommas (The snout of the camel is already under the tent.)
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To: M Kehoe

Call the UN! We’ve found one of Saddam’s weapons of ass destruction.


24 posted on 12/21/2022 5:13:15 AM PST by Made In The USA (Ellen Ate Dynamite Good By Ellen)
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To: ConservativeInPA

I’m sure his story was that he slipped and fell backwards onto it on his way into the shower.


25 posted on 12/21/2022 5:18:40 AM PST by Clarancebeaks
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To: DFG

It’s 🇫🇷 France


26 posted on 12/21/2022 5:20:39 AM PST by Big Red Badger (The Truman Show)
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To: DFG
Damn near killed him!

Kudos the the horny old man. Being German they are glad that the man was 88 and not the cartridge shoved up his a...............


27 posted on 12/21/2022 5:21:10 AM PST by Delta 21 (MAGA Republican is my pronoun.)
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To: Apparatchik

Million to 1 shot doc. Million to 1.


28 posted on 12/21/2022 5:29:05 AM PST by Old Yeller
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To: M Kehoe

Beat me to it!


29 posted on 12/21/2022 5:34:05 AM PST by Demiurge2 (Define your terms!)
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To: DFG

Explosive diarrhea


30 posted on 12/21/2022 5:50:06 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: Apparatchik

It’s a million to one shot Doc.....A million to one.


31 posted on 12/21/2022 5:52:54 AM PST by Hyman Roth
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To: DFG

What a dumb ass.


32 posted on 12/21/2022 5:54:26 AM PST by Hyman Roth
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To: M Kehoe

Ka ching


33 posted on 12/21/2022 5:56:04 AM PST by silverleaf (“Freedom ultimately means the right of other people to do things that you disagree with”. T. Sowell )
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To: DFG

really? no sh!t?


34 posted on 12/21/2022 5:57:51 AM PST by camle (keep and open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: DFG

I hope the hospital confiscated it so he doesn’t do it again.


35 posted on 12/21/2022 5:58:08 AM PST by KittyKares
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To: DFG

That’s what I call explosive diarrhea.


36 posted on 12/21/2022 5:58:23 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: M Kehoe

PTSD

P ut
T he
S hell
D EEP


37 posted on 12/21/2022 5:58:40 AM PST by LeonardFMason
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To: DFG
It’s believed the pervy patient inserted the item up his anus for sexual pleasure.

No ... REALLY???

Usually, they're running around the house nekkid, and they trip and fall and the item just sort of accidentally goes up their 0bama.

38 posted on 12/21/2022 5:59:06 AM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: GingisK

“It is inert.”

Uh. It is in HIS ASS!


39 posted on 12/21/2022 6:00:35 AM PST by LeonardFMason
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To: Made In The USA

ROTFLMCFASHWUAO!!!!!


40 posted on 12/21/2022 6:00:53 AM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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