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Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation
NY Post ^ | 12/20/2022 | Andrew Court

Posted on 12/21/2022 4:30:00 AM PST by DFG

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To: DFG

Good thing Paul Pelosi’s hammer wasn’t there , that sucker might have gone boom.


41 posted on 12/21/2022 6:02:11 AM PST by HereInTheHeartland (Have you seen Joe Biden's picture on a milk carton?)
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To: M Kehoe

LMAO!


42 posted on 12/21/2022 6:05:53 AM PST by SgtHooper (If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
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To: Thommas

No doubt he was stationed in the rear!


43 posted on 12/21/2022 6:08:34 AM PST by SgtHooper (If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
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To: DFG

When I read the headline I would have sworn this was a Bee article. I was sadly wrong.


44 posted on 12/21/2022 6:13:06 AM PST by Dutch Boy (The only thing worse than having something taken from you is to have it returned broken. )
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To: DFG

I’ve heard of “sh*ttin’ bullets” but this has gone too far. It would make a good “wildly popular” toilet paper commercial though with a bunch of feminazis braggin’ about “poopin” on TV.


45 posted on 12/21/2022 6:13:36 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Hey Amerika! The whole world is watching and laughing their asses off. )
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To: DFG
we are used to finding unusual objects inserted where they shouldn’t be,” one doctor declared.

This doctor needs to be named, canceled and re-educated. How dare he say *anything* shoved up the ass is improper in current year?
46 posted on 12/21/2022 6:17:41 AM PST by Rastus
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To: M Kehoe

That is my all-time favorite joke. They I tell it the boy who tells the story to his teacher is “Young Tom Edison.” That way, my version has educational content for the listener


47 posted on 12/21/2022 6:21:14 AM PST by j.havenfarm (22 years on Free Republic, 12/10/22! more then 6500 replies and still not shutting up!)
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To: MayflowerMadam

ER workers maintain lists of things they find “in there.”


48 posted on 12/21/2022 6:24:03 AM PST by Disambiguator
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To: RummyChick
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
49 posted on 12/21/2022 6:34:46 AM PST by ABN 505 (Right is right if nobody is right, and wrong is wrong if everybody is wrong. ~Archbishop Fulton John)
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To: DFG

Um, WHUT?


50 posted on 12/21/2022 6:38:26 AM PST by sauropod (Fascists also buy Comcast cable packages" - Olby - Wanna buy mine?)
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To: DFG

No primer.


51 posted on 12/21/2022 6:51:13 AM PST by dljordan
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To: buckalfa

I am here just for the witty comments

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Did you mean WITTY or something else?


52 posted on 12/21/2022 6:53:48 AM PST by deport
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To: ConservativeInPA

He outdid Richard Gere!


53 posted on 12/21/2022 6:55:47 AM PST by EinNYC
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To: DFG

Did the guy walk into the ER with that thing stuck in his backside?


54 posted on 12/21/2022 6:59:55 AM PST by gitmo
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To: DFG

88 year old patient? Viva Viagra I guess...


55 posted on 12/21/2022 7:07:30 AM PST by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: KittyKares

When I worked in gastroenterology, we had to send ANYTHING we pulled out to the lab for identification...dentures (they usually took the long route), vibrators (some still humming along), batteries, spoons, vegetables...one time even a large fishing hook (guy inserted the hook to “catch” the item he had inserted...hook lodged in the rectal wall...item passed out on it’s own accord, guy passed from loss of blood before getting to ER).


56 posted on 12/21/2022 7:09:53 AM PST by RouxStir (No Peein' in the Gene Pool )
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To: DFG

That’s just nasty! 😮


57 posted on 12/21/2022 7:12:49 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: DFG

From reading the headline, I thought he got shot in the ass during WW1. Then I broke a Free Republic tradition and read the article.


58 posted on 12/21/2022 7:14:11 AM PST by sport
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To: DFG

His doctors are shell shocked.


59 posted on 12/21/2022 7:15:10 AM PST by convocation
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To: DFG

Must have been an AP round.


60 posted on 12/21/2022 8:00:13 AM PST by Nakota
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