Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation

NY Post ^ | 12/20/2022 | Andrew Court

[going hot]

projectile diarrhea

[nhbob1]

One of the local radio stations read a story about the exact same thing happening in England several years ago. Inserting artillery shells up the yazoo must be a thing amongst that sub-culture.

[dfwgator]

[dfwgator]

One of the local radio stations read a story about the exact same thing happening in England several years ago. Inserting artillery shells up the yazoo must be a thing amongst that sub-culture.

Archie had it right!

[Vaduz]

For years people have said they need to be isolated they are not sane.

[TheDon]

That’s FR. Come for the news, stay for the comments.

[KittyKares]

Omigosh! People — I presume mostly male? — put the darnedest things where the sun don’t shine. When the urge hits, they must grab the closest thing to them.

[TheDon]

The shell had his name on it.

[Libloather]

Was there a fan nearby? Would’ve been a good time...

[GingisK]

No primer. It is inert.

[HereInTheHeartland]

“ No primer. It is inert.”

Are you talking about Paul Pelosi or his hammer?

[M_Continuum]

If he got it in there why couldn’t he get it out?

[Billthedrill]

Of course it’s inert. It would be crazy to stick a live artillery shell up there.

[GingisK]

It might be more thrilling to use live ammo. ;-D

[LastDayz]

I’ll bet his azz really appreciated it.

[BiteYourSelf]

Hmmm looks like the primer is missing.🤨

[higgmeister]

Everybody knows the punchline but nobody remembers how to set up the joke.

I heard the joke about forty years ago but for years I've tried to remember it.   I guess this story is good enough to get that punchline in if you word it right.

Did you hear about the old French guy who got a WWI artillery shell lodged in his...?

something like that.

[dforest]

uh, whut?

[grey_whiskers]

I had *no* *idea* that South Park had covered that song.