Maybe these are mules that identify as Clydesdales?
FU Bud!
FU NFL!
The lab pup looks mighty white.
They greedily tried to increase their market share by deliberately appealing to transers, even when they had to suspect some kickback from their regular customer base.
They made their choice, they haven’t changed their ways and no amount of cutesy horses or slick commercials will undo that. Never again. Their beer is just not that good.
“Leave the Clydesdales alone!”
*Sob!*
Democrat Kiddie Raper beer.
A.B. management is going to molest the horses.
;-)
So you [generic you] wonder about the comparative wisdom of having an effeminate homosexual act as spokesthing for Bud Light...
Versus bringing back the Clydesdales.
Is the person who thought of this paid well into six figures a year for their marketing genius?
Reminds me of a GEICO (I’m insured w/them) corporate magazine I got some years ago showing the CEO sitting in a Ferrari Testarossa or Lamborghini with his spiel of the month. I wrote them a letter and asked if I could have marketing position with them because I thought I could do a heck of a lot better for probably quite a bit less salary than whomever thought of having the CEO sit in his $200K car, really comforting knowing what they were charging for insurance.
I love the Clydesdale ads, they are iconic. What will it take to grant them forgiveness? Does the CO B need to apologize? We really need to lay it out for them.
I wish they would hire back the family member who was bought out, he could fix it in no time.
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Bud Light banks on Super Bowl to launch a comeback after disastrous sales year: Beleaguered beer brand will air 60 second commercial - at a cost of up to $14 million - that will tout it as 'Easy to Drink, Easy to Enjoy'
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I saw somewhere on the Internet that They wanted to use the Clydesdales yet again, but one of the Horses got sick.
So somebody in Marketing suggested Alissa Heinerscheid could do a fill in.
The plan was for Her to "self-identify" as a Clydesdale.
Piece of cake since She has the face for it, right?
Unfortunately for Them, the Real Clydesdales took one look at Alissa, broke down their stalls, ran off, and haven't been seen since.
Oh well, She probably would have had the same effect on everyone in the stadium.
Could have had thousands hurt in the turmoil with more billions lost in insurance payouts.
Don't know for sure if any of this is true, but I saw it on the Internet, posted by some guy named Bud Lyte, so it must be.
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heck, i’m still boycotting Sargento cheese and can’t even remember why ...
Light beer is to beer what transsexuals are to real women.
Watch Superbowl at home and drink German beer.
I don’t care if they have Ronald Reagan shucking and jiving and drinking a Bud Light as he sings Yankee Doodle Dandy while saluting the flag.
Bud has not repudiated it’s perversion and faggotry. They have not fired the people who did it. They are still owned by foreign Euro weenies, and they still SPONSOR pride month.
So no sale. A new ad campaign like in the past doesn’t make it all better. Without public repentance, it’s meaningless.
And then there is their last problem. It’s awful beer and Modelo kicks it’s ass. These idiots think migrants are gonna pass up a Modelo to buy Joto beer? Sure pal.
With “The Weight” by The Band in the background.