Sobbing Britney Spears Dumped By Telephone

The London Daily Star VIA Ananova Newswire ^ | March 15, 2002 | What Tomorrow's Papers Say Staff

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

Britney is about to join Debbie Gibson and Tiffany in the "Where Are They Now File".

Anybody want to place bets on when Britney does the obligatory "Pose in Playboy in a Desperate, Pathetic, and Futile Attempt to Revive Her Career"?

[Neets]

She quite possible could...I'll see if the photo is online,,,a definite switch from the Britney look for sure.

[Rebelbase]

You're in the running now, dude.

[I_Love_My_Husband]

He's better looking than that.

[buzzcat]

I think they met on the Mickey Mouse show as youngsters, so they've been "together" for a long time. As Brit's career starts to tank, look for the obligatory NBA star taking her out! ha ha!

[weikel]

She'll end up in playboy eventually.

[dfwgator]

Or she'll be Kid Rock's next girlfriend after he dumps Pam what's her name.

[dbwz]

He's better looking than that.

Weeeelll.... hmm. Let me leave it at this: "To each her own." ;-)

[Mark Turbo]

Justin is heterosexual the same way Britney is a virgin.

And some people say Jeff Gordon is a little light in the loafers.

[Caipirabob]

Dumped by phone? Kid probably has a private jet, and he does it on the phone. Tacky.

I dunno. Are we sure he just didn't have his secretary make the call?