So am I! So stop posting them and go away!
Soreloser.
blub, blub, blub,
That is the sound of a former swift boat Captain sinking...
By by , Madam knownothing!!
I am going to shock you....We are not here to please you nor to entertain you...We are here to support our troops, our country and our conservative views...The vast majority of us are here to support
BUSH/CHENEY 04...FOR THE SAKE OF OUR NATION.
Get over it!
Then go back to your Spiderman action figures and stay outta here.
John sKerry is a Flip Floper! He's gonna lose! GET USED TO IT!!!!!
Please raise your bloomers and depart this place.
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Yawn. This person should be banned, if only for boring us.
We're so honored.
NOT!
Here's my theory: we all know there is only one troll, who is paid by Jim to amuse us and keep the Moderators off the streets. But did you know this troll is a balding hippie dude with a ponytail and hemp sandals, wearing a tie die shirt, posting on a laptop from a Portland Starbucks?
I'm pretty sure I've seen him there.
Madam indeed.
Want some more truth...
John Kerry 9/7/04 "Iraq is the wrong war, in the wrong time and in the wrong place."
John Kerry on 9/8/04 "Iraq is a part of the War On Terror."
John Kerry really does believe Iraq is part of the war on terror, and he just doesn't believe in fighting terrorists. Either that, or he's flip flopped again...you chose.
Up your nose with a rubber hose, troll! ZOT!®
"Signed,
Ramsey Clark"
Is that really you, Mr. Former-Attorney-General? Or is what we have here another weak forgery?
Steve Taylor - Meltdown (At Madam Tussaud's)
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's--the queen is losing face
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's--a national disgrace
It's the middle of the night at the London shrine
Could have been the janitor, could have been divine
Someone said the thermostat never did work
Now we've got the temperature going berserk
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's--the queen is losing face
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's--a national disgrace
Celebrities, statesmen, history's elite
They're dripping in the hallways, they're starting to secrete
They're pouring out the pores, they're shrinking on the spot
Someone take a photograph--get 'em while they're hot
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's--the president looks alarmed
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's--a general's been disarmed
Feverish at Fleet Street--story of the year
"Get the Facts--House of Wax Photo Souvenir"
"Shameful" Says the Times. "Maybe Done By Vandals"
Panic on Wall Street--put your stock in candles
I thought I heard a ghost say
"Had my hands in my pockets on the Judgment Day
Nobody told me there's fire in the hole
Had the world by the tail but I lost my soul"
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's--a rock & roll hotel
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's--they're blending very well
Elvis and the Beatles have seen a better day
Better off to burn out than to melt away
Dylan may be fillin' the puddle they designed
Is it gonna take a miracle to make up his mind?
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's--athletes on the floor
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's--they're running out the door
Bad boy McEnroe couldn't keep his cool
Now he's with the rest of 'em, wading in the pool
"Howard Hughes--Billionaire" says the written guide
Pity that his assets have all been liquified
"Celebrity status only got in the way
Had my hands in my pockets on the Judgment Day
You can't take it with you--there's fire in the hole
Had the world by the tail but I lost my soul"
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's--the queen is losing face
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's--a national disgrace
Down in the dungeon--the Chamber of Horrors
Look at all the criminals soften to the cores
They're mixing with the head of state floating down the lane
Good, bad, there they go down the same drain
But since you love him you'll forgive him
Even though he'll ruin the land
And if you love him, be proud of him
Cuz after all he is Da Man ( yetch )
Stand by your man
And show the world you love him
Keep givin' all the love you can
Lose with your ma-a-n
Leni
This is funny. Did you ever write for National Lampoon?