Soot Is Cited as Big Factor in Global Warming

NY Times ^ | Dec 25, 2003 | AP

[yoswif]

If burning vegetatian causes soot, will the media question the policy of burning trees on government land in the U.S. just to heat the air and pump a lot of soot into the atmosphere? Will federal judges recognize soot from burning trees on government land as needless pollution? Will President Bush have his EPA apply this information to federal forest policy?

[international american]

Breaking News:

Scientists from Harvard University have discovered that the main cause of global warming emanates from windbag left wing liberals.Here is the breakdown in descending order of severity;

1)Worst, are those scientists who work for the federal government,and need to justify their jobs.
2) Foreign goverment officials who wish to hurt our economy by forcing us to spend billions chasing a phantom problem.
3)The "greenies" who want to destroy the capitalist system
4)Politicians and newscasters

Harvard further stated that due to the inherent intransigence of the perpetrators, no viable solution is in sight, at least in the near future.

[Oztrich Boy]

Just a frelling miniute.

Weren't nuclear weapons a bad thing because soot in the air post-Gotterdamerung would cool the Earth and bring on Nuclear Winter and a new Ice Age?