ZOT: Hahahaha! This is too much fun

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[King Prout]

you... owe me... a new monitor!
*ghak! how do I get coffee outta my sinuses?*

[King Prout]

Isn't that what the Black Darth Vader said to Luke in the bowels of Bespin? (a parody I read, and sadly lost)

[4mycountry]

It's me Timothy J Toler again.

Who?

I just keep getting in here don't I? I am like an annoying little bug that you can not destroy. You can ZOT me all you want. I am limitless in this town. You would have to shut down the voicings of the entire conservative redneck city I live in just to stop me.

Didn't know you were here in the first place, stupid. You're not the center of the universe.

New paragraph. See *******, I can do it.

So can I, you idiot. It doesn't take a BS degree.

I am sick of your ***** bashings without giving me a chance to defend myself. So here it is. I plan to kill you all with my WANG CHUNG!!! I am a child of the 80's yes. No, I am not evil. I am your children.

You're no child of mine. You're not even a distant relative.

We do have thoughts of our own. We are just generally scared of our parents (i.e. YOU) trying to kill us because we are "hippies." We don't need corporations dipping into government trust funds so they can FURTHER TEAR UP OUR NATION!!!

OH, I get it! It all makes sense now! You have voices in your head!! That's why you have all the "we"s up there! Of course!!

New paragraph. See, I can still do it.

I hate to break it to you, but making a paragraph isn't brain surgery.

Here it is. You shall all be mocking me for almost 200 posts here after, like ***** little ******* without letting me try to defend my words. So I am through with civility. You get ***** slapped. GO **** YOURSELVES!!!!! [4my edited out about 1 gazillion !s]

What words? All I heard was, "wah wah wah I'm the victim wah wah wah pay attention to me wah wah wah". Good luck defending those "words".

*sigh* Why is it that trolls only seem to have the intelligence of a carrot?

[Triple Word Score]

Carrots know up from down.

[sfRummygirl]

Oh, dear......
I better tone it down, I forget there are alot of guys on this site that would gladly take me up on my joke!
(sorry, guys!)

You would gladly do if I were single, honey.;-)

[sfRummygirl]

It's true, I agree. My sadness for him doesn't make me forget that he also could sell us all to the gestapo. You're right.

[mhking]

Isn't that what the Black Darth Vader said to Luke in the bowels of Bespin? (a parody I read, and sadly lost)

I'm shocked at you! I quote Sheriff Buford T. Justice, and all I hear is "Darth Vader?" [g]

[sfRummygirl]

I only get scared when it's Flock of Seagulls.

[sfRummygirl]

This cartoon says it all, doesn't it?

[imintrouble]

One positive aspect of the behavior of this poor angry person. It gives one a fleeting sense of superiority! lol

[4mycountry]

Ooh. Right.

I must to ask the carrot gods to forgive me...

[sfRummygirl]

Good one.

[4mycountry]

to=go

Well, "t" is right above "g"... ¬_¬

[small voice in the wilderness]

I hear there's an opening for a human shield in Israel. Look for the big, yellow back-hoe, and just stand in front of it. Bring a sign, if you have one. Something like "Timmah won't budge from this spot. I dare you to try and move me."

Write and let us know how it's going.

[imintrouble]

I just found a picture to go with all the profound ideas we are being treated to:

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame15.html

[4mycountry]

LOL -- perfect! ^_^

[Hot Tabasco]

You shall all be mocking me for almost 200

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Darn Timmy, looks like I'm only 197. Guess that means we're a no go for Saturday night eh?

[Triple Word Score]

You look real good for 197.

[imintrouble]

Hi there - I don't want anyone to get the idea I dislike Pizza lol.

[sfRummygirl]

Oh, he got zotted.
Timmy, if you are still reading this, do take our advice and get some help. I'm not sure where to direct you, because I don't know where you live. And campus counselors are not always the best. You don't have to live with all this isolation. You are still young, and can change. Just forget about the politics for a moment, that's not what I am talking about.
Try and find a good psycotherapist, somebody that can help you get rid of the patterns you probably learned from your parents. I know it may seem that you are going to be this way, forever, because you don't know any different. You probably don't even think anything is wrong. But trust me, it's not true. You can be happy, and join society and the human family just like others.
I will think of you, Tim. Good luck to you.