[Fifth Business]

I am your children.

Luke?

[atomic conspiracy]

"I am a child of the 80's yes. No, I am not evil. I am your children. We do have thoughts of our own. We are just generally scared of our parents (i.e. YOU) trying to kill us because we are "hippies." We don't need corporations dipping into government trust funds so they can FURTHER TEAR UP OUR NATION!!!"

The Emperor Napoleon issues another manifesto....

[Publius6961]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Are all those "%"s in the original? or are the mods trying to protect us?
We are adults here aren't we? Why not put a link to the original message? Something is always lost in edited posts, and the true dementia can't come through.

[Brett66]

I am your children.

A powerful case for abortion on demand, even post-natal.

[BSunday]

[small voice in the wilderness]

I hear there's an opening for a human shield in Israel. Look for the big, yellow back-hoe, and just stand in front of it. Bring a sign, if you have one. Something like "Timmah won't budge from this spot. I dare you to try and move me."

Write and let us know how it's going.

[Hot Tabasco]

You shall all be mocking me for almost 200

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Darn Timmy, looks like I'm only 197. Guess that means we're a no go for Saturday night eh?

[sfRummygirl]

Oh, he got zotted.
Timmy, if you are still reading this, do take our advice and get some help. I'm not sure where to direct you, because I don't know where you live. And campus counselors are not always the best. You don't have to live with all this isolation. You are still young, and can change. Just forget about the politics for a moment, that's not what I am talking about.
Try and find a good psycotherapist, somebody that can help you get rid of the patterns you probably learned from your parents. I know it may seem that you are going to be this way, forever, because you don't know any different. You probably don't even think anything is wrong. But trust me, it's not true. You can be happy, and join society and the human family just like others.
I will think of you, Tim. Good luck to you.

[Hot Tabasco]

I am your children.

Then your momma is a used condom lying in the back corner of the parking lot..... ROFLMAO!!!!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

DIE, HIPPIE!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I PITY THE TROLL WHO POST ON FREEREPUBLIC!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

TrollBumpSki!

[Dr.Deth]

I think we found out where Daleel went?

[wjcsux]

ZOT!
Trying to decide if this idiot is worth the effort.

[LurkedLongEnough]

Here's a potential cure:

[in the Arena]

Who let Timmy out ?

[smith288]

LOL....This thread is a laugh... Civility indeed.

[Darksheare]

Narrator: "Young Timothy was Horrified to learn that Santa wanted to KILL him..."
Santa in the background: "Timmy! Timmy! Come here! I'm gonna kill you! Timmy!"
Narrator continues: "...and drag his infantile body forcibly up the chimney. And feed him to the blood thirsty reindeer."
[Background, squealing sounds]
Narrator: "So Timmy grabbed the AK 47 that he got for Ramadan and ran outside to peg the jolly fatman."
Santa, closer: "Huh? Where'd you go you little RAT?"
Narrator: "BUT, Timothy wasn't prepared for the return fire from those pesky little elves who realized that if the reindeer didn't eat, they wouldn't either!"
[Gunfire, elves yelling, Santa laughing. Fade out]

[FourPeas]

My apologies. Please disregard the drivel stated in the original post. My three year-old is on strong medication. He must have snuck to the computer when I was putting away the laundry. He's usually much more coherrent, and sensible, and responsible than this.