Gay wedlock would lead to worse

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution ^ | 2/17/04 | GEORGE M. WEAVER

[Modernman]

To most homosexuals, the activity they have with another's feces is just part of their culture!

You have a strange obsession with other people's feces.

[JesseHousman]

On what basis do you disagree with my statement?

Because, even though we're referring to the stone age, a cave-man type would probably react irrationally and bash the homosexual stone-age man in the head with his stone mallet if his testicles were being "groped."

(Grouped is a little humor I gleaned from the Schwartzenegger campaign.)

[JesseHousman]

You have a strange obsession with other people's feces.

Not I Modern Man.

Only sick SOBs shove their faces into areas where the sun doesn't shine. I am a happily practicing heterosexual Christian

Were you unaware of that additional loathsome aspect of their culture?

Turning the anti-homosexual agenda against posters on this thread is sophomoric and sycophantic.

[Modernman]

Because, even though we're referring to the stone age, a cave-man type would probably react irrationally and bash the homosexual stone-age man in the head with his stone mallet if his testicles were being "groped."

I wonder if cave-men had the same taboos about homosexuality that we do. Historically, societies have been far from uniform in their views on homosexuality (or sexual morality in general, for that matter), so I'm not sure you can conclude that a group of primitive hunter-gatherers would have the same take on homosexuality as you do.

Plus, you said that having a gay member of the group would be bad for a group of primitive people. You still haven't said why that would be.

[Exton1]

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[Exton1]

WRONG, there is a stong case to be made to keep gays away from children. Just think of what could happen if your wrong? Are you willing to let this experiment take place?

[Modernman]

Were you unaware of that additional loathsome aspect of their culture?

Unaware? No. However, I really see no need to discuss it on a (supposedly) family-friendly forum. I've known several homosexual people during my life, and none of them have ever talked about this sort of thing.

Turning the anti-homosexual agenda against posters on this thread is sophomoric and sycophantic.

You're the one who keeps making poop references....

[taxed2death]

hmmmm, is that an insult, or a joke ;)

Is it ok if I further my studies in quantum physics?

Just checking in to see if you peeps approve of that....or is that too far out for ya? ;)

Ciao

[biblewonk]

wtf is peeps?

[taxed2death]

sorry, no need for abbreviated swear words...."peeps"....is just short for people, that's all. No insult was meant.

[taxed2death]

While I'm at it....thanks for straightening me out on the pre-KJ version of stuff.

[JesseHousman]

You still haven't said why that would be.

I don't want to hurt your feelings.

I thought I'd covered that, but will make another stab at it:

There still would reside in the stone-ager's psyche--I believe--a congenital, abashed (in the eyes of some) belief that playing around sexually with another cave-guy is a bad proposition. The closest thing we have are the throwbacks found in Australia and the Amazon regions. They consider 'homosexual' activity to be a big no-no.

That being said, there's a lot we could learn from the caveman that some of us are too dense to glean from the Old and New Testaments of The Holy Bible.

[biblewonk]

I thought it might be, but it hurts my sense of conservation since it is a 5 letter abbreviation of a 6 letter word and has a standalone meaning.

[JesseHousman]

Unaware? No.

Do a little research. I'm certain that homosexuals you've known wouldn't come out and tell you just what they do, besides the obvious, that would be considered despicable.

[biblewonk]

Wow, I didn't think I said anything that was very straightening but I'm glad if I helped.

[taxed2death]

ha, ha, ha....man, this thread is too cool.... ;)
It's been keeping me amused for two days....then again, I have been accused of being "easily amused"...

[biblewonk]

Now "wtf", that's what I consider proper abbreviating. Look at all the saved energy.

[JesseHousman]

And another thing:

Everything I ever needed to know about politics, I learned from The Simpsons:...

You need to do a little more research.

[Modernman]

I'm certain that homosexuals you've known wouldn't come out and tell you just what they do, besides the obvious, that would be considered despicable.

Why would I want to inquire as to someone else's sexual fetishes? I'm sure many of my straight friends also engage in private sexual behavior that some would consider "despicable," but some things are best not discussed in private company.

[Modernman]

Everything I ever needed to know about politics, I learned from The Simpsons:...

You need to do a little more research.

Sigh. I guess there are two types of FReepers: Those that get the joke, and those that don't.