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To: LadyShallott
BRILLIANT, I guess I got to add the target practise..
"You have shunned the Atkins Diet and chosen to go on the “Freeper” diet: Coffee, smokes, and target practice"
147 posted on
04/14/2004 12:28:08 AM PDT by
MNJohnnie
(Vote Bush 2004-We have the solutions, Kerry Democrats? Nothing but slogans)
To: LadyShallott
You know that you're a freeper when you keep posterboard, markers, stakes, flags, remember 9/11 buttons and a stack of "Guides to the Peace Movement" in the trunk of your car.
152 posted on
04/14/2004 1:40:01 AM PDT by
Huber
(If Catholics voted per the teachings of the Church, there would be no abortion in the US!)
To: LadyShallott
The Moby's and Libs are so obvious you don't even bother checking the member's date.
To: pax_et_bonum; Eaker; humblegunner; stevied
"who cares if the phone line is disconnected when you can get to FR through your Road Runner connection??"
Ping ;)
166 posted on
04/14/2004 7:18:27 AM PDT by
GOP_Thug_Mom
(O, Sacred Heart of Jesus, Have Mercy On Us!)
To: LadyShallott
You're reading the editorials section of the paper, and then start screaming "Barf! Barf! Barf!" at the top of your lungs.
To: LadyShallott
LADYSHALLOTT!
(((HUGS)))!
It's been a while since I "saw" you!
How are you doing?
175 posted on
04/14/2004 4:41:04 PM PDT by
Pippin
(Each day is a gift from God. ---That's why it's called the PRESENT!)
To: LadyShallott
You told your spouse you were pregnant by listing it under “Breaking News”.Hidden message, Lady? (G)
To: OldFriend
You know you're a Freeper when your best friend lives all the way across the country, and you've never met face to face.
To: LadyShallott
When your butt has more calluses then your hands.
Note to self, BUY MORE COMFOTABLE CHAIR!
185 posted on
04/14/2004 11:59:33 PM PDT by
MNJohnnie
(Vote Bush 2004-We have the solutions, Kerry Democrats? Nothing but slogans)
To: LadyShallott
...when your children have FR callsigns, even though they're not registered.
191 posted on
04/15/2004 8:01:03 AM PDT by
Mr. Silverback
(Currahee! Easy Company rocks.)
To: LadyShallott
Beautiful!
207 posted on
04/15/2004 1:30:40 PM PDT by
AuntB
(Law Schools are America's Madrassas.(aculeus) Jamie Gorelick is proof!)
To: LadyShallott
You stop fishing for reds with a fly rod to answer a second amendment thread!!!
To: LadyShallott
Freeper couple here...These are true statements for us 'cept the kids and pregnant ones...they don't apply (wink).
To: LadyShallott
You have shunned the Atkins Diet and chosen to go on the “Freeper” diet: Coffee, smokes, and target practice. LOL! I love this one! Just need to add diet pepsi to this and it is me! (okay, so I never have done target practice, but I want to! )
222 posted on
04/16/2004 10:50:28 PM PDT by
ladyinred
(Kerry has more flip flops than Waikiki Beach)
To: LadyShallott
Heehee, this is great. I need the laugh!
You know you're a FReeper when you make your son's friends watch all the videos you've collected off this site.
You know you're a FReeper when you holler at everyone to take a look at the latest photoshopped pic of Hitlery....that is now your newest desktop wallpaper...
225 posted on
04/16/2004 11:07:33 PM PDT by
TheSpottedOwl
(Torrance Ca....land of the flying monkeys)
To: LadyShallott; Carry_Okie
You have picked out not only your child’s name, but their screen name for future use at Free Republic. ROTFLOL
People who FReep together stay together :)
To: LadyShallott
You know you're a FREEPER when the first thing you do when you get up is ask your wife: "What's happening? And she gives you all the top posts from the FREEP... and your Washington Post and Washington Times are set aside until after you've reviewed all the most important posts.
Thanks, JR! I've been with you since you made the leap from Prodigy's Whitewater Bulletin Board. It's been a blast.
To: LadyShallott
You have FR withdrawl pains when your ssytem crashes and even go to a pay as you post Kinkos to communicate with your friends.
269 posted on
04/19/2004 2:23:01 PM PDT by
Salvation
(†With God all things are possible.†)
To: LadyShallott
All your bills are past due except the electric and your ISP.
275 posted on
04/20/2004 8:12:37 AM PDT by
slimer
("The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato)
To: LadyShallott
You don't call relatives anymore, you ping them...
You spam your friends with articles from FR... and they love you for it.
You have more respect for people you've never met than for those you have.
285 posted on
04/22/2004 9:26:26 AM PDT by
PsyOp
(All war presupposes human weakness, and seeks to exploit it. - Clauswitz, On War, 1832.)
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