Woman Calls Police, Wants To Buy Crack

New Channel 5 ^ | May 19, 2004

[cyborg]

Crack is whack.

[presidio9]

The b*tch set him up...

[cyborg]

Al Sharpton is that you? :)

[csvset]

This took place in Ontario,Ohio.

[goldstategop]

My apologies. Its hard getting the two separate. LOL!!!

[MississippiMan]

She's lucky. She still looks relatively good, so it can't be too far in her addiction. Maybe she'll get help.

My exact thought when I saw her picture, too. I've watched so many nice looking folks make that decline. So sad. She's early in it. Depending on her usage, in a few weeks to a year, she won't look like the same human being.

MM

[ActionNewsBill]

She's lucky. She still looks relatively good, so it can't be too far in her addiction. Maybe she'll get help.

Nope. Treatment is a liberal way to go. What this woman needs is the harshest punishment possible, at least twenty years in prison for her crime.

By offering her treatment as an option, we are only enabling her disgusting habit and setting a poor example for the children.

[Sloth]

...
Once there was this girl who
Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion
And when ahe finally made it
She saw some other girl who was better
And so she hired some guy
To club her in the kneecap
...
-- 'Headline News' by Weird Al Yankovic, to the tune of 'Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm' by the Crash Test Dummies

[Kozak]

Uh it's Ontario Ohio.

[Delmont]

Yup thats her all right, I once got her autograph at a bowling alley in Vancouver , Washington. She was hoodoing a clinic on good sportsmanship for Junior bowlers...she was a hunk of a women, I wish I had met her in my younger days....I woulda had some fun with her in the backseat of my drop top El Dorado, Lucille.

[phil1750]

A good friend of mine was approached by an individual wanting to buy meth. He stated he didn't have a stash right now but gave the individual the phone number where they had lots. My friend is a state parole officer, the number he gave out was a number to the sheriff's office. And yes, the individual made the call.

[GaltMeister]

"Hold muh crack-pipe and gimme the phone"Bump

[75thOVI]

Y'know, not everyone's cut out for a life of crime.

[ErnBatavia]

....I woulda had some fun with her in the backseat of my drop top El Dorado, Lucille.

Don't make us guess the color of Lucille...

[Know your rights]

She probably was under the impression Canada legalized medicinal crack.

They will eventually.

Has the New England Journal of Medicine called for legalization of medicinal crack as it has for medicinal marijuana?

[Delmont]

Dear Ernie,,,,,Lucille is as pink as Tonya Hardings buttocks

[chs68]

She maybe wanted to attempt to swim from Ontario, Ohio (where she lived), across Lake Erie, to Canada.

I think even I might need some sort of "stimulant" in order to attempt that.

[martin_fierro]

Initially, the drug buy was supposed to take place at a vacant gas station, but she called the police and asked them to meet her at the McDonald's nearby because she didn't want to seem too obvious or suspicious.

No amateurs, please. Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list

[xsmommy]

your girl tonya has adopted a new identity....

[Chad Fairbanks]

I guess this is what they call a Crack Police Operation?