Woman Calls Police, Wants To Buy Crack

New Channel 5 ^ | May 19, 2004

[ladtx]

Didn't she get the hint the first 2 times she called and they answered, "Ontario Police Department, may I help you?"

Just wondering.

[Condor51]

Has the New England Journal of Medicine called for legalization of medicinal crack...?"

No, not enough psychiatrists are on it yet.
~~semi-sarcasm off~~

[hobbes1]

Now, she just need to do a photoshoot in some skanky crack ho wear.

[xsmommy]

eeks.,

[Bobalu]

Seriously, there has been talk of Tonya Harding joining the cast of the Canadian television series "Trailer Park Boys"

Anyone that has seen this show will tell you that Harding would fit right in with the cast...

You can see episodes on Show Case on the Canadian DBS satellite (sunday nights) or find them when they pop up monday or tuesday on usenet group alt.binaries.multimedia

Older episodes air on BBC America wed nights... but they bleep out all utterances of F**K so that means every other word is missing.

[xp38]

When I was in Ontario California with my vehicle last year I was tempted to show someone my license plates and say look the city is now issuing their own.

[Hermann the Cherusker]

Hold muh Crack Pipe?

[The Scourge of Yazid]

She needs to book some more of those big payday, celbrity boxing matchs.

My own suggestion: Harding v. Max Baucus's wife. The battle of the brittle blonds!

[FourtySeven]

First nude ice skating, and now this. Tonya Harding has really fallen hard.

[FourtySeven]

Oh man, and I thought I was being original. Dang.

[Liberatio]

No kidding.

[BraveMan]

Outstanding!

[KosmicKitty]

I'd love to hear the audio of those calls.

Heard it on Fox News this morning. It was so funny. You tell that the dispatcher was tryng not to laugh. She kept asking if the stuff was any good!!! =8-p

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Police arrested Logue and charged her with a felony for trying to buy drugs.

Maybe they wanted to keep all the cocaine for themselves.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

That is impossible .....you can't go lower on the brilliance ladder than T.Harding's rung. Just not possible.

Oh, yeah? You obviously don't remember Bridezilla!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

What this woman needs is the harshest punishment possible, at least twenty years in prison for her crime

I wonder which rapist-murderer will get paroled early so there'll be a cell for this drug user?

[presidio9]

First nude ice skating, and now this

There was nude ice-skating and I missed it?

How could you let that happen???

[TheBigB]

I think Tonya made some noise about skating nude, but it never really happened.

At least if it had, we wouldn't have to nudge and wink and say, "Hey, look at her...must be cold in here!"

[ladywolf7]

Exactly what I thought when I saw the pic - it was Tonya in yet another career endeavor.

[presidio9]

Say this for the Romanian Olympic Gymnastic team: When they speculate on things like this, they actually go through with it.


Maybe Tonya was worried about the damage that it would do to her reputation.