[You Dirty Rats]

From his act in the Sixties:"Some people are going to India to find the meaning of life. I'm still trying to start my car."

[stephydan]

"My wife cut me back to sex once a month... but that's okay, I know two guys she cut out completely.

[kidd]

I met a girl in a bar and asked her if we could go to bed. She told me that she didn't like casual sex. I told her, 'OK, I'll wear a tie'

[No-Compromise Conservative]

I personally enjoyed Dangerfield's performance in "LadyBugs." Great family film, and Dangerfield really showed his sensitive side.

Dangerfield is like Redd Foxx without the profanity. Very old-school comedian. Hard to believe just how old he was when he really became popular.

[Abcdefg]

Showing respect for Rodney bump!

[Mat_Helm]

I tell ya my marriage to Vanessa was doomed from the start. I was earth sign, she was water sign, together we made mud!

[Chinito]

"I tell ya, the first time I had sex it scared me to death...
I was all by myself!"

RIP

[mowowie]

I was so ugly as a kid my parents had to tie a pork chop around my neck so the dog would play with me!

[jonno]

RIP Rodney

[Revolting cat!]

Rodney's appearance on Johnny Carson (he did many) were unforgettable. The shtick was that after a brief stand-up routine he'd sit down on the couch, as if to just chat like the rest of the guests, and Johnny would start feeding him the lines:(from memory)

--So how are you Rodney?
--I tell ya Johnny, I'm OK now, but last week was rough.

And he would really start rolling off the one liners. I loved that he always put his troubles in past tense. Then, of course, Johnny would ask about Dr Vinnie Boombatz.

[Freakazoid]

"We had a dog we named Pharaoh. He left little pyramids all over the house!"

[babaloo999]

"I was eight years old before I found out there was no such thing as Alpo Baby Food."

[Mrs Zip]

ping

[americafirst]

My wife laughed so hard during Caddyshack when Rodney was dancing to Journey's "All Night" - SHE WENT INTO LABOR! Our now 24 year old son was born that night.

[Fiddlstix]

BTTT

[mad_as_he$$]

I will miss the master. Hoisting one for Rodney.

"I was so ugly my mother breast fed me through a straw."

"I don't get no respect, I looked up my family tree and a dog was using it."

RIP Rodney, you were a genius.

[Looking4Truth]

"Hey honey there's a Messerschmidt on the table, will ya' clean it up?"

[Intolerant in NJ]

Then there's the great bit in the movie "Back to School" when he's in class with professor Bobcat Goldwaithe(sp?), who goes off on a rampage on the Vietnam war - when he's done Dangerfield says in an aside to his companion "Great professor - he seems to really care - about what I have no idea"......

[Acrobat]

I tell you, I grew up in a tough neighborhood... In my neighborhood they bowled overhand...

[Kryptonite]

I'm on a new diet - Viagra and prune juice. I tell ya I don't know if I'm coming or going.