Compare & Contrast - Albright Vs. Rice acceptance speeches

Whitehouse / Clinton Presidential Materials Project ^ | 12-05-96 / 11-16-04 | Albright & Rice

[cyborg]

The meds must be a little off. Whenever he drinks the red wine too much, he does give a killer monologue though.

[Malleus Dei]

FRIST/RICE 2008

[cyborg]

To counteract Clinton/Obama 2008

[Valin]

Albright? Albright? No sorry the name doesn't ring a bell. Is she a centerfold model or something?

[dfwgator]

I think I saw her cleaning my hotel room the other day.

[Valin]

Michael Savage...just say no!

[Valin]

Did you check your luggage to see if anything was missing? :-)

[KOZ.]

Finally, to President Clinton, I say again, thank you. As you have said, I was not born in this country. Because of my parents' love of democracy, we came to America after being driven twice from our home in Czechoslovakia, first by Hitler and then by Stalin. Because of this nation's kindness, we were granted political asylum, and I have had the opportunity to live my life among the most generous and courageous people on Earth.

so why am i a communist? God only knows.

[dfwgator]

Maddie should have also said the following in her speech:

"And to the Serbian people who saved my family from the Nazis, for our thanks we will be bombing you soon. It's not personal, it's just that we like to appease Islamo-Fascists."

[KOZ.]

Albright? Albright? No sorry the name doesn't ring a bell. Is she a centerfold model or something?

GOOD GOD! THERE IS NO REASON FOR IMAGES LIKE THAT AT 9am!!! (or anytime, for that matter)

[KOZ.]

haha or..."to the serbs, your next on the scapegoat list....if something like an impeachment proceding happens and we need to get politcal attention away from my pal BJ...well....duck and cover"

[MAWG]

An old buddy of mine is a 20 year plus veteran in the foreign service. During the 1990s' , he was stationed in Chile for awhile. Madeline, the pig, Albright came to Santiago for some useless reason and Joe was tasked with providing her with hotel and transportation. This he did for all American dignitaries. Maddy insisted on the best 5 Star hotel only and traveled with 21 snipers/bodyguards who also had to be taken care of. She was at all times demanding and abusive to those she dealt with. Sounds like Hillary. They all hated her and were more than happy when this stinkin bitch finally left town.

[7thson]

I remember a few years back that the Onion or something similar, had a piece concerning a bunch of kids in Holland who mistoke Not-So-Bright for a troll underneath a bridge. Someone even had a picture morphing her face onto one of those little troll dolls. Funny as all get out!

[KOZ.]

mistoke? :)

[orangelobster]

guiliani/rice in 2008

[7thson]

Arrrgh!!!!! Hey, I'm trying to evolve the English language. Don't believe that one? Okay - how about I'm just one of those dumb red state voters - even though I live in Maryland. I'm series! 8-)

[Redleg Duke]

Savage is a legend in his own mind...twisted as it is.

[Redleg Duke]

"I enjoy listening to Savage in the evening if I'm doing woodworking or reloading ammo but consistency is not one of his virtues."

Those are two hobbies I share with you, but I would never listen to that idiot while doing either! It is a safety issue!

[newzjunkey]

Steve Hadley, Condi's NSA replacement.