Clinton Unveils His 'Gift to the Future'

Yahoo News ^ | 11/19/04 | JAMES JEFFERSON, Associated Press Writer

[Optimist]

an allusion to Clinton's desire during his presidency to build a "bridge to the 21st century

Actually, as bridges go, it looks like a bridge to nowhere.

[beaware]

One thing I have NOT heard ANYONE discuss or analyse...

The reason for the opening being after the election is that they were PLANNING on having Kerry there as "President-Elect" just to heckle the Bush family. Didn't quite work out that way. Mother nature added her own heckling!

[A Citizen Reporter]

"A tent had been set up Wednesday to shield dignitaries from the rain, but it was taken down because of faith placed in an overly optimistic weather report. The presidents and first ladies held their own umbrellas and tipped dry their own rain-slicked chairs. By the end of the two-hour ceremony, Clinton's usually poofy hair was matted down. "

Look at this! The cover story begins. Bad planning couldn't be the culprit. LOL!

[searchandrecovery]

Library and Sperm Bank

Thought the same thing. Gotta love that "bridge to nowhere" design.

[mhking]

Clinton Unveils His 'Gift to the Future'

Yeah. The world's most expensive double-wide hanging out over the river.

"If your friend invites you over to help take the wheels off of his house....he might be a redneck..."

(With apologies to those who are offended by Foxworthy jokes)

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[Texas Songwriter]

It ain't Concord Bridge. It's a bridge over troubled waters. Did anyone notice how he sat there by Hitlery and look off in the distance, like a dog sh*ttin peach seeds on a rawhide...looked disturbed, distant,..Then of course he spoke and wagged that crooked finger in our faces again. Lectured us on moral values. I must say I marvel at his sociopathology.

[LibertarianInExile]

'President Bush admired Clinton's talent as a man of the people, telling the story of a voter who praised Clinton's ability to look you in the eye, shake your hand, hold your baby and pet your dog, "all at the same time."'

Dubya forgot to add 'steal your wallet and fondle your daughter' in there somewhere.

[clee1]

That's what I thought....

Poetic justice that God would send rain to pi$$ on this scumbag's parade.

I hope he catches pneumonia.

[conservative cat]

I seem to remember that we had one heck of a storm here in W. Washington (state) during his 93 inauguration. They called it The Inaugural Storm (they love to give the storms catchy names) on the news.

[MKM1960]

My only hope is when the New Madrid fault decides its rested enough that BJ and Shillary are in residence at the double wide Liebury and go crashing into the Arkansas River and drown.

[Victoria Delsoul]

I didn't read the article, but Clinton's true gift was to expose the democrat party as the soulless, scumbag traitors that they are.

Nah, his true gift was to expose himself.

[sweetliberty]

Just what we need...another ugly trailer in the low rent district.

[sweetliberty]

If Clinton really wanted to give a gift to the future, he would fade into the past.

[Landru]

"The William J. Clinton Presidential Center is a sleek, futuristic complex that contains more than 80 million items..."

The display.

...a drop of his semen

[Bullish]

Don't you remember how they all went to the wall to defend him? They all exposed themselves as the party with no value and no honor. They used every bit of power they had to defend the indefensible. Do you remember that?

[Kozak]

Clinton Library Annex

[Victoria Delsoul]

Yes sir. I sure do! I remember well.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

Eighty million condoms. The man got around.

[Libertina]

I am embarrassed that President Bush participated in this. I truly feel that it was not only unneccessary, but also a bad choice.

[blackbart.223]

"President Bush admired Clinton's talent as a man of the people, telling the story of a voter who praised Clinton's ability to look you in the eye, shake your hand, hold your baby and pet your dog, "all at the same time."

And at the same time he lifts your wallet.