Posted on 11/20/2004 5:07:39 PM PST by wagglebee
Webster's bails out Dowd
NEW YORK - In a late-night meeting yesterday, Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, in a clear demonstration of a commitment to the cause to preserve liberalism, within its trusted pages of dictionaries everywhere, prepared a emergency definition for "uxorious" at Mrs. Dowd's request.
When it became evident to Mrs Dowd that the presses could not be stopped, she was forced to turn to the only group that could help her at this late juncture.
Mrs. Dowd had inadvertently called all homosexuals "submissive to their wives" insulting these men who will surely perceive it an affront to their masculinity to be accused of (a)submissiveness and (b)encumbered with a female.
The Webster's Collegiate Dictionary Board has a reputation for rescuing liberals when they misuse the English language. There most recent bulletin includes a redefinition of "marriage" to bailout homosexual journalists who mistakenly thought it meant a "money-grab for self-centered gays" and "faggot" also for homosexuals who thought their com-padres resembled a "bundle of sticks."
The board declared in a hastily called press-conference, on the steps on the NY Times, that "uxorious" will bear the new definition of "gentle, but determined with a hint of defiance."
All questions may be directed towards Maureen Dowd of the NY Times. Gentlemen.
Maureen Dowd, Queen of the once absolutely corrupted, and absolutely powerful, MSM purveyors of absolute assinity-shrilly protesting the irresistable and unescapable power of the swirling waters of the commode-now flushed and can never be unflushed-we bid you adieu.
Bottom feeders heaven awaits, with it's reward of 72 species neutral virgins, ready to deliver everything your nasty little minds has earned for you.
Something tells me that Dowd hasn't had sex (at least with another person) in so long, she'd take it any way she could get it!
A laughing stock really.. not even worth a BARK.. let alone a growl..
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