Absolute Power Erupts (Maureen Dowd Alert!)

New York Times ^ | 11/21/04 | Maureen Dowd

[Max Combined]

excessively fond of or submissive to a wife

[Veto!]

...casting John Kerry as the feminized guy who couldn't get his sports references straight, the sort who would sashay about in Yves St. Laurent pajamas, dithering, whither-ing, and fetching bottled water for Teresa while the burglar alarm rang."

You've gotta give her this: she's got Kerry nailed, down to a tee!

Exactly. She's unwittingly provided the complete, accurate answer to the question Dims are agonizing over: Why Did Kerry Lose?

[bushisdamanin04]

Thanks ... although I think Kerry has an excuse in that Tay-RAY-Zah controls the $$$$$$$. :)

[wagglebee]

E-mail her and tell her that Midol bottles will now have Catherine Zeta-Jones picture on them!

[Lucky Dog]

“uxorious”

Subservient to a wife.

[Max Combined]

Was this the same guy who was in charge of handling his "special" hair brush?

[buddyholly]

Of course, W. was swaddled by three strong women - Laura Bush, Karen Hughes and Condi Rice - who cleaned up after his political messes.

So?

[MAWG]

Does anyone outside of Manhattan actually read this nasty bitch/dyke?

[wagglebee]

Actually, I think sKerry is submissive by nature and picks dominant women to boss him around.

[bushisdamanin04]

Yeah, how she connects it to gays is beyond me.

[LasVegasMac]

LOL.

I was going to post, "Who else had to go look this word up?"

Main Entry: ux·o·ri·ous

Pronunciation: "&k-'sOr-E-&s, -'sor-; "&g-'zOr-, -'zor-

Function: adjective

Etymology: Latin uxorius uxorious, uxorial, from uxor wife : excessively fond of or submissive to a wife

- ux·o·ri·ous·ly adverb

- ux·o·ri·ous·ness noun

Sorry, I don't get it. Excessively fond or submissive to a wife?

Wow. Oh well. They say if you don't learn something everyday, your life is over.

LVM

[Brian Mosely]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

...in about a year....

[Uncledave]

"Your womb...is so polluted

[wagglebee]

Probably, but remember that Jacques Querri is a "real man" who buys his own jock straps.
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/3/26/135257.shtml

[wardaddy]

Foolishly fond of or submissive to your wife.

I resemble that remark.

[bushisdamanin04]

Yeah, after reading that Newsweek piece it scared me to no end that sKerry could come so close to being CIC. If you can't keep your campaign from being a sorry boondoggle, how the heck can you run the country!

[prairiebreeze]

Democrats are turning the other cheek.

Face or butt?

[Max Combined]

"Can I get me a jock strap here?"

[wagglebee]

What's the difference?

[Paladin2]

Why aren't we allowed to vote to determine if she should remain in her job? (I already refuse to take the NYT for free when they call up looking for potential subscribers.)