Posted on 12/05/2004 5:46:36 AM PST by rhema
I know this.....just a little sarcasm
The author describes the 2½ hour rehearsal rule as seemingly virtuous, but it is probably dictated by a collective bargaining agreement with the musicians' union.
I wondered the same thing. Why not end with how much he loves it anyway? He seemed "angry"...like someone had scoffed at what he does for a living (some would say it isn't a living).
That said, I loved the post. I've been learning violin (classical, but I love fiddle) for almost 2 years now. I started late (at 51) but I just love it and I'm progressing enough to actually think I might make a community orchestra in a few years. That's my ultimate goal, though I could play for my own enjoyment and be content.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has strings. A fiddle has "strangs".
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
You don't mind spillin' beer on a fiddle.
A fun thread.
As a former full-time musician (weirdo), I can say that they are weirdos. I'd bet you $1000 that you are exactly right...someone made him feel bad about his profession and he had to write this nacissistic essay that is really nothing but a big self-justifying whine job. Nobody cares that he feels worthless and we all laugh.
What a fun thread.
"No," says the lead clarinetist. "Some asshole wrote a flat sign in here, but we played a B natural, just like we were supposed to."
From popular music. Benny Goodman was famous for constantly firing and replacing personnel. He was always famous for his absent-mindedness. He hired a new trumpet player, band traveled all the way to Los Angeles, where he fired the guy.
The trumpeter, at desperate loose ends, found a club gig in Los Angeles to keep him going. One of his pals from the Goodman band brought Benny down to the club, where Benny, impressed, hired him.
Trumpeter took his friend aside.
"But Benny just fired me," he protested.
"Yeah," his friend explained, "but Benny doesn't know that."
Orchestra musicians are a strange bunch, that's fer sure...
All that sax and violins, and they always seem to be to playing with their pianist...
So he works 5 hours a day, starting at 10 AM? Meaning he's free to go home at 3 PM? Cry me a river buddy...
bttt
is this a publicly subsidized whining liberal artsy fartsy type alert?
Goodness, I didn't know there were so many viola jokes.
I played it briefly in high school then gave it up because I didn't want to devote my life to learing viola clef. Trying to keep bass and treble clef straight while playing both cello and alto sax was hard enough.
The operative word there is "work." You don't want to really hear him whine, do ya?
Ever sat through one of those rehearsals? I may be a singer, but I know darn well and good how much work goes into being an instrumentalist. The hours and hours of time spent getting fingering and bowing right isn't much different than the hours and hours we singers spend getting note intervals correct and working on rhythm.
And then there's the little matter of staying in shape so that you can have the endurance needed for a 2 hour concert. Music is a lot more work than it looks on the surface.
One who can get it into the dumpster without hitting the sides.
Ok, Ok, don't flame me. I know that this is a modified oboe joke.
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Wow. You're on the ball. Post #3 - viola jokes right outta the box.
i laughed until i cried...
what do you think of the cello?
That one is my personal favorites. You can also substitute the oboe for the viola -- for completely different reasons, of course.
How much do orchestra musicians earn? I'm sure it depends on the instrument, but I'd like to know.
I'm not an orchestral player, but I've played guitar, trumpet, bass guitar, and piano in stage bands, jazz bands, and church worship teams off and on for years. I realize you don't just walk in off the street and start playing. However, the author talked about working for five hours a day. I've put in 12 hour days at work, then had to go on to 3-4 hour rehearsals in preparation for Sunday morning worship. Music takes some work and talent, but it's not rocket science. If nothing else, there's not enough aluminum foil or unpaid weekend hours in an orchestra to qualify as rocket science...
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