Fire mission!
Posted on 12/17/2004 2:46:34 PM PST by NoAnthraxVaccine
Edited on 12/17/2004 3:48:33 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
HERE HERE !
Never mind. Question answered in #5. He may not be around long enough for you to answer anyway.
Before you get banned... again most likely...
Have you ever served? Do you know what it is like to lay your life on the line for a complete stanger... I am guessing not... so thanks for imparting you twisted wisdom..try reading the front page before you post anymore, but judging by the current pace of zot you won't be around long..
FIRE FOR EFFECT!
How do we call the kitties? I think there is a ping list kept by one member.
Love your profile page. Oh, Merry CHRISTmas.
LOL!
I'll say this: you made me look.
LOL!
1. (Fastest) Post a response to the thread with a List of Known Kittens (a.k.a. VK ping list) in the "To:" box. Suggested comments are "Der Ping des Zottenkittens" or "Here kitty, kitty, kitty..." Any VK on Troll Patrol will attack almost immediately. If you need a List of Known Kittens, FReepmail a Known Kitten and we'll be happy to share.
2. (Nearly Fast) Petition the Admin Moderator to include the word "ZOT!" in the thread title. This will alert any surfing Kitten to the presence of a ZOT! thread. This is how I personally spot most of them.
3. (Fast) Add the keywords ZOT or VIKINGKITTIE to the thread. The Viking Kittie assigned to Troll Patrol for that period will scan for these keywords from time to time.
4. (Surprisingly fast) Scream, at the top of your lungs, "VALHALLA, I AM COMING!" while reading the Troll's rant. Viking Kitties have been known to detect this sound from across an ocean.
5. (Best) Undergo the secret rites and become a Viking Kitten yourself. You will then be granted mystic powers, such as the ability to remember that Robert Byrd was in the Klan, Ted Kennedy left a young woman to drown, Bill Clinton did have sex with that woman and that the Coalition has found WMD in Iraq. You will then be able to sense Trolls and know the true joy of ZOT! It is the path to happiness.
The Taliban aren't shooting women in soccer stadiums anymore despite guys like you.
We brought Saddam down despite guys like you.
The rape rooms and firing squads have stopped despite guys like you.
The Iraqi people are going to be free despite guys like you.
The world will be a better place for it despite guys like you.
Nothing like a screed written by someone too dumb to realize that you have to refine oil to get gasoline.
kitty has your mouse & you can't have it back troll
"There was never such a gasoline crisis as the one we're facing now."
I take it, then that you would rather have Saddam the Compassionate back in power?
Dope.
ZOT-O-RAMA
Already zotted, but please, join in the fun!!!
You're not going to get anywhere by sitting around and whining about it Nancy.
This sounds like Fresno!
Are you in Paraguay or Massachusetts?
We proved the already suspected fact of the systemic corruption of the UN, despite guys like him.
God, I LOVE that bumper sticker!!!
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