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School mistakes huge burrito for weapon, goes into lockdown
MSNBC (NBC News Network) ^
| April 29, 2005
Posted on 05/02/2005 9:53:06 AM PDT by Asphalt
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To: Slings and Arrows; mhking
this isn't a ping. just damn.
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posted on
05/02/2005 10:22:32 AM PDT
by
glock rocks
(For the love of all that's good and decent, don't try this at home)
To: Don W
And onion/tomato/lime juice/japs/s&p
Iron Chefs don't make mexican food they work with fish guts and bird spit.
42
posted on
05/02/2005 10:23:39 AM PDT
by
ChefKeith
(Apply here to be added to the NASCAR Ping List, Daytona is done but we got 28 more races to go...)
To: ChefKeith
We have Navajo tacos around here. They're very yummy, but about the size of a labrador. Plan on napping if you eat a whole one.
43
posted on
05/02/2005 10:25:05 AM PDT
by
glock rocks
(For the love of all that's good and decent, don't try this at home)
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posted on
05/02/2005 10:25:28 AM PDT
by
ChefKeith
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To: IronChefSakai
More importantly, where does guacamole come from? The south end of a northbound parrot.
45
posted on
05/02/2005 10:26:12 AM PDT
by
TexasRepublic
(BALLISTIC CATHARSIS: perforating uncooperative objects with chunks of lead)
To: PBRSTREETGANG
"A 30-inch burrito IS a waepon."
Only after it's eaten.
46
posted on
05/02/2005 10:26:15 AM PDT
by
dljordan
To: ChefKeith
47
posted on
05/02/2005 10:26:24 AM PDT
by
glock rocks
(For the love of all that's good and decent, don't try this at home)
To: Asphalt
30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapeños Mmmmmm, I'm hungry now.
To: rwilson99
"Burritos are a component to make methane, a non lethal WMD." OH MY GAWD!! You're not talking about the dreaded "Belly Bomb" are ya?!!
49
posted on
05/02/2005 10:26:55 AM PDT
by
Fighter@heart
(Anit-troll mechanism is on & scanning all posts)
To: glock rocks
Are they made with real Navajo's?
50
posted on
05/02/2005 10:27:44 AM PDT
by
ChefKeith
(Apply here to be added to the NASCAR Ping List, Daytona is done but we got 28 more races to go...)
To: TexasRepublic
51
posted on
05/02/2005 10:28:51 AM PDT
by
IronChefSakai
(Life, Liberty, and Limited Government!)
To: Asphalt
Anyone else here reminded of the big, bad burrito episode of "Dexter's Lab?"
To: Asphalt
It only becomes a weapon after the refried beans have fermented deep within the GI tract...
53
posted on
05/02/2005 10:30:35 AM PDT
by
Born Conservative
("Mr. Chamberlain loves the working man, he loves to see him work" - Winston Churchill)
To: Asphalt
"The police saw it and everyone just started laughing. It was a laughter of relief," Morrissey said. "Then they beat me with clubs and I was expelled for bringing a look-alike weapon," Morrisey added.
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posted on
05/02/2005 10:33:33 AM PDT
by
Sloth
(I don't post a lot of the threads you read; I make a lot of the threads you read better.)
To: IronChefSakai
More importantly, where does guacamole come from?
I'm starting to suspect that you aren't really the Iron Chef Sakai...
To: Welsh Rabbit
Shhhhhhh! Of course I am. :) Remember Battle Trout? That was me! Just dont eat the Trout Ice Cream. :p
56
posted on
05/02/2005 10:44:06 AM PDT
by
IronChefSakai
(Life, Liberty, and Limited Government!)
To: ladtx
Isn't gas warfare illegal? If a flame was applied, the destruction could be devastating!
To: Asphalt
Reminds me of the scene in Caddyshack with the Baby Ruth bar.
58
posted on
05/02/2005 10:52:15 AM PDT
by
Mrs. Shawnlaw
(Rock beats scissors. Don't run with rocks. NRA)
To: TexasRepublic
LOL - but not if they've been eating hot peppers (then it's red)
59
posted on
05/02/2005 10:54:16 AM PDT
by
cinives
(On some planets what I do is considered normal.)
To: Fighter@heart
"Burritos are a component to make methane, a non lethal WMD." OH MY GAWD!! You're not talking about the dreaded "Belly Bomb" are ya?!! You mean this kind?
Fresh Air
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posted on
05/02/2005 10:57:27 AM PDT
by
mc5cents
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