Posted on 05/10/2005 3:17:31 PM PDT by CHARLITE
Best hobby ever invented..collecting beer cans and/or beer bottles..
BUMP for laughs!
I also believe that God looks down from Heaven and laughs out loud at what we humans do!
Theres propably some rubbers and a few empty beer cans in whats left of my 64 chevy.
You do come up with them :)
I had a condom collection once. When I was a teenager. Kept em for years. When it was time to...show my collection, I had to buy some new ones. ;-)
Absolutely hilarious. Never heard of this guy (the author), but he had me cracking up through the whole thing. :)
Of course, as a father of seven, I'm not one to comment on contraception.........ahem..............
Dare I ask about the chicken bone?
Beer bottles were a great collection; I even had a Faubacher
Acidic liquid on a rag or sponge is a very old form of contraception.
Old condom tins can fetch quite a price on the collector's market.
THE LEMON SONG Led Zeppelin I should have quit you long time ago, Yeah, long time ago. Oh yeah, long time ago. I wouldnt be here, my children, Down on this killin floor. I should have listened, baby, to my second mind I should have listened, baby, to my second mind Everytime I go away and leave you, darling, You send me the blues way down the line. Babe, treat me right, baby, oh my my my People tellin me baby cant be satisfied; They try to worry me baby But they never hurt you in my eyes. Said, people worry I cant keep you satisfied. Let me tell you baby, You aint nothin but a two-bit, no-good jive. Went to sleep last night, worked as hard as I can, Bring home my money, you take my money, give it to another man; I should have quit you, baby, such a long time ago, I wouldnt be here with all my troubles Down on this killing floor. Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg, Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg, The way you squeeze my lemon, I..Im gonna fall right out of bed, yeah. Hey! (conversation between robert plant & guitar) Baby baby baby... Im gonna leave my children down on this killin floor.
I think so..my fave wasa the St Pauli Girli bottle..neat mechanism AND a great label..
Kind of makes you see Lemon Coke in a different light, huh?
Burt Prelutsky is a retired Hollywood screen writer. He wrote for some of the biggest "golden age" TV shows, and has a whole lot of "material" on "inside Hollywood!"He is a friend of mine, and lives nearby, here in the San Fernando Valley, outside of L.A.
Thanks for your comments!
Char :)
use half a lemon as a cervical cap, the lemon juice is acidic, it kills sperm...
IUD I think.
They also used river pebbles worn smooth.
I started collecting over 45 years ago and have all of these empty cans and don't know what to do with them.
If anyone wants some of them, please come and get them. I want no $. Get them out of here.
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