A Freeper Call To Arms! (vanity)

Source: General George "Blood and Guts" Patton | 1944, by Patton, and adapted May 15, 2005 by Lazamataz | By General "Blood and Guts" Lazamataz

[MOgirl]

Hello,

Thanks! We need a true FreeRepublic / American / Conservative Call-to-Arms, and you nailed it!

Glad to be here, MOgirl

[Lazamataz]

Violence IS permitted if one can prove Lycanthropy.

A doctor's note IS required for this exemption.

[Lazamataz]

Shame on you if you posted AFTER reading it!

[Lazamataz]

I didn't nail it. Patton nailed it. But I was amazed at how well it translated.

[tomkat]

..whew ! Thought that was still the procedure, but with all the changes lately ...

[umbagi]

Yes, Sir!

[Wipes blade on tiger stripes] In position before the zot twice today, Sir!

[Lazamataz]

That's a good soldier! Now get out there and start emailing and faxing Frist! ON THE DOUBLE!

[Lazamataz]

Free Republic's best soldiers are often women. TEN HUT!

[garybob]

I think I will repost this from time to time when morale -- especially mine -- is flagging on Free Republic.

Post it like a Democrat votes on election day...early and often.

[Lazamataz]

LOL! Roger that.

[Miss Marple]

Yes, they do. That is why when I get on a rant on ATWR they refer to me as "Old Blood and Guts Marple."

Well done! We need to ignore our minor differences and press forward, especially since Newsweek has shown us how despicable our enemies are!

[Lazamataz]

Well done! We need to ignore our minor differences and press forward, especially since Newsweek has shown us how despicable our enemies are!

Absolutely. Petty personal differences or minor disagreements in policy pale in comparison to the importance of defeating liberals and their despicable Legacy Media enablers.

[blu]

Laz, sorry about you losing that Pope deal, but I think you've (at last!) found your true calling! You're an inspiration to us all. However, I do want to see a picture of you standing in front of a HUGE FReeRepublic sign (bellygirl optional) chewing a cigar!

[Lazamataz]

Thank you, Freeper-in-arms.

We have much combat in the days ahead.

[humblegunner]

I actually felt inspired.

I enjoy it when you are inspired.

[Miss Marple]

Spot on, and I hope all will heed the call!

This week has shown us how evil the media and the democrats really are. We should be shoulder-to-shoulder in our offense upon these creeps! Disagreements about abortion, immigration, taxes, CFR, and other policies should be buried and brought up only after we have defeated the enemy which opposes all that we hold dear.

Onward to victory!

[Lazamataz]

:o)

And to think it all started because Enterprise wrote some joke and I was joking back at him.

Enterprise, you are promoted to Colonel.

[itsamelman]

Let's Do It!

[Textide]

Aye! Star Wars Kid is with you!

It's been quite a journey for him, and maybe, just maybe, he'll make a stand for FReeperdom!

[Enterprise]

Well done General. Brings tears to my eyes. The only other thing is to add a "Battle Hymn of the Republic" MIDI. You SHOULD post it periodically. It doesn't matter to me if Patton ever actually gave that speech, the sentiments are outstanding. And I think it is something he WOULD say!