Ortho Promoting Promiscuity in Young UNMARRIED Women.

Ortho Evra ad ^ | 5-29-2005 | myself

[MikefromOhio]

LOL but but but, what about Prince?

[unbalanced but fair]

Prince

Oh, my goodness no! Doesn't he occasionally wear a ring on his middle finger and a watch on his left wrist? LOL!

[MikefromOhio]

uhh ohhh!!!!!

LOL

where's the Burka!!!!

[AlaskaErik]

And they wonder why liberals get such traction out of the Republicans-want-to-regulate-your-bedroom claims.

Agreed. I don't want conservatives in the bedroom any more than I want liberals in the halls of Congress.

[PLMerite]

If she's available, why did you block out her phone number?

I'm not getting any younger or better-looking, you know!

[steveo]

Actually the actor playing the doctor says on camera that the product will not protect you from aids or any other stds. I would have expected to see that in a text disclaimer at the bottom of the screen, not as part of the script.

I don't necessarily like the commercial played at all times of the day, but prevention is better than abortion.

[weegee]

The ad you should have complained about was the one pitched at teenage girls for a birth control pill that helped control acne. "Even if you aren't sexually active, why not take it???" < /sarcasm >

I do not recall the manufacturer of that pill but it was a genuine campaign.

[LanaTurnerOverdrive]

I remember you! You were the one back in the 70s playing all your LPs backwards hoping to catch something that vaguely sounded like "satan loves you." How'd that work out for you?

[weegee]

You aren't the only one to notice. On SNL recently (last week? Two weeks ago?) they showed an "ad" where the woman was bragging about how wonderful this new birth control pill was and ever couple of minutes she was picking up another stranger (the mailman, the plumber, someone on the sidewalk...) for a quickie.

[RepoGirl]

Tell me about it. My husband says he lucked out, since my idea of a perfect Valentines Day gift is something like a South Park box set or a new pair of dry-wick running socks (I know, I know... I am weird.) He did get me diamond earrings once, but I think they're too pretty to wear, if that makes sense.

My 'engagement' ring was a cheap silver ring I got at a flea market in Boston. It had elephants on it, and we both thought it was a subtle and subversive way to announce my Republican leanings in oh-so-blue Boston.

[MikefromOhio]

wow :)

My wife got me the South Park 4th season on DVD when I was over in Baghdad for our 2nd wedding anniversary last year and then she got me the Family Guy Seasons 1 and 2 on DVD for Valentine's day this year :)

My wife is really easy to shop for, sparkly and expensive :)

[expatguy]

I never knew that about the ring on the middle finger before.

[unbalanced but fair]

ROFLMAO! It must be the Paul is barefoot on the Abbey Road cover syndrome.

[commonasdirt]

"Universal Dyke Haircut :)"

That plus Doc Martins and a flannel shirt and the outfit is complete. When I lived in Seattle for a year in the early 90's it was practically a uniform...LOL

[MikefromOhio]

and they probably all looked like Rosie O'Fat too

[Oniolover]

I find you image of lesbians entertaining. The lesbians I know have for the most part had long hair and were reasonably attractive. A friend of mine wouldn’t believe a couple of my friends were lesbians because straight men have already have some weird idea of what lesbians look like. He even hit on one of them, and was (Obviously) rejected and she told him that she was into women. He was really embarrassed and I suggested he adjust his gaydar. Overall, I had a good laugh. Porisa DoRosi (is that even how you spell her name?) is gay, and my ex-boyfriend was obessed with her.

[mountaineer]

So if any teenage daughters catch AIDS due to this, can parents sue Ortho?

Are you really this clueless? Or is this entire thread a joke?

[little jeremiah]

ping to self for later pingout.

[.38sw]

Are you really this clueless? Or is this entire thread a joke?

I've been reading the thread. It's pretty much a joke, as there are some rather witty replies! But seriously, I think we should return to putting people in stocks in the public square for having sex before marriage, and for using birth control.

[Lord_Baltar]

You know, I have another question for you.

How Many times did you have to watch this commercial, which obviously upset you enough to post about it here, to get not only a full transcript, but a whole slew of screen captures as well???????

That's not to mention uploading, posting all of it here, etc...