Posted on 08/15/2005 5:46:09 PM PDT by writer33
Action figure ping!
Action figure ping!
Action figure ping!
Do we get the "Mini-Me" version of George Soros for free?
Does it come complete with pink swastika insignia and miniature bottle of prescription meds?
You are a sick and twisted individual, Chris.
Keep it up!!
If you pull her string, she says something idiotic. If you quit pulling her string, she keeps saying something idiotic.
She's gotta pay taxes on that, whether she wants to or not.
bump! off to find a pic of this new action doll........
Inspired by Cindy Sheehan, the mother of a slain soldier who is camping outside President Bush's ranch until she gets a face-to-face explanation of why he killed her son, other mothers begin to demand apologies for their grievances as well.
In Wipeit NE, mom Ella Cinder has pitched a tent outside a local Dairy Queen, demanding a meeting with its CEO so he can explain his culpability for her 32-year old son Chucky slipping on a partially-eaten Chili Lime Chicken Strip Basket at the State Fair.
When asked how Dairy Queen could be responsible for her son's injury, foam appeared at the corners of her mouth, and an enraged Ms. Cinder screamed, "I demand an answer! Minimum one hour and on camera, with my advisor and lawyer present. My Chucky was in the fairgrounds walking to the cattle shed -- and just like that, he took a spill. So I am not going away until the CEO flies in from his fancy office, and personally apologizes for their entire corporate mentality of not caring. DQ knew!"~
German activist: "We don't know what DQ is, but now we hate it. If a concerned mother is protesting something, we must listen.
Also in response, a nearby crowd started chanting, "DQ - Shame on you! DQ - Shame on you!" and they held up signs saying, "Shut down Dairy Queen!"
She is receiving support from activists around the globe. One such group in Germany has stated, "We don't even know what Dairy Queen is, but now we hate it. If a concerned mother is protesting something, we must listen. Mothers have wisdom that cannot be ignored."
"We've hated Dairy Queen for a long time, but now they've gone too far with their Chili Lime Chicken Strip Baskets!"
Local groups feel the same way. One spokesperson for STOP DQ! has confided, "We've hated Dairy Queen for a long time, but now they've gone too far with their Chili Lime Chicken Strip Baskets. This latest tragedy has given us a chance to draw our attention to Dairy Queen's despicable practices. The way we look at it, a self-righteous mother who trades on her son's misfortune has a lock on the moral high ground -- and is therefore immune to criticism. How can anyone not sympathize with the caring mom who fights the big bad CEO? And in the process, she gains celebrity and brings publicity to our cause to stop Dairy Queen. Sort of like Michael Moore getting his start by harassing Roger Smith in 'Roger and Me' only she's even more bitter. And she's a mom!"
This incident has also attracted the attention of prominent politicians. Senator Kennedy (D-MA) exclaimed, "Speaking as an ice-cream enthusiast and as an alcoholic who took a few spills myself, I'll be either upset or gratified by this, depending on what my advisors tell me to say. As soon as I learn where Nebraska is, I'll be on the first flight out."
Senator Clinton ( D-NY, AR, IL, etc.) is similarly concerned. When contacted at her Presidential Exploration Committee Office, she shrieked, "I'm enraged by this. Dairy Queen owes an explanation to every mom in the world, and we're going to arrest its CEO for failure to prevent this. Dairy Queen lied, and Chucky died!"
Chucky, who is in stable condition at a local hospital, declined to comment.
Source:http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=222
You pull her string and the liberals hang themselves with it.
I think it's the bomb to! Iv've got a place for it right next to my Action Ann Coulter. You think they'll get along?
Drawing of the current prototype.
Just damn.
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I have got to get one.My mare will take a dump on it-photos to follow!
That'll be the day!This writer is delusional.He must have done alot of drugs in his formative years! ;o)
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