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First chimp fossil unearthed
Nature Magazine ^
| 31 August 2005
| Michael Hopkin
Posted on 08/31/2005 11:35:50 AM PDT by PatrickHenry
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To: PatrickHenry
Years ago, a regulation was promulgated by some bureaucracy that was supposed to read: No Tariff on Foreign Fruit-Plants."
For a few days it read: "No Tariff on Foreign Fruit, Plants."
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posted on
08/31/2005 1:24:02 PM PDT
by
Doctor Stochastic
(Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
To: Doctor Stochastic
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got in my pyjamas I don't know."
-- Some actor in Animal Crackers
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posted on
08/31/2005 1:31:53 PM PDT
by
VadeRetro
(Liberalism is a cancer on society. Creationism is a cancer on conservatism.)
To: Doctor Stochastic
Commas in headlines can be important:
Weird, man dies.
Weird man dies.
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posted on
08/31/2005 1:36:35 PM PDT
by
PatrickHenry
(Felix, qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas. The List-O-Links is at my homepage.)
To: VadeRetro; PatrickHenry
Woman comes home and comments to the butler:
John, remove my gloves.
John, remove my shoes.
John, remove my stockings.
John, remove my skirt.
John, remove my blouse.
John, remove my underclothes.
John, don't ever let me catch you wearing them again.
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posted on
08/31/2005 1:41:48 PM PDT
by
Doctor Stochastic
(Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
To: Doctor Stochastic
That was good for a sudden belly-laugh!
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posted on
08/31/2005 1:44:56 PM PDT
by
VadeRetro
(Liberalism is a cancer on society. Creationism is a cancer on conservatism.)
To: VadeRetro; Doctor Stochastic; general_re
Chimp, man related says Vade.
Chimp man related says Vade.
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posted on
08/31/2005 2:05:24 PM PDT
by
PatrickHenry
(Felix, qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas. The List-O-Links is at my homepage.)
To: PatrickHenry
"First Chimp Fossil Unearthed" -- PatrickHenry.
First chimp fossil unearthed: PatrickHenry.
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posted on
08/31/2005 2:16:07 PM PDT
by
VadeRetro
(Liberalism is a cancer on society. Creationism is a cancer on conservatism.)
To: VadeRetro
"Get away from me, you dirty ape!"
"Come here and have a bannana"
To: evets
Now you've done it! You've p*ssed off every orangutan on the planet...
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posted on
08/31/2005 3:42:42 PM PDT
by
Pharmboy
(There is no positive correlation between the ability to write, act, sing or dance and being right)
To: VadeRetro
We took some pictures of the native girls, but the weren't developed so we're going back again in a couple of weeks.
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posted on
08/31/2005 3:52:46 PM PDT
by
Gumlegs
To: Gumlegs
Of course, in Alabama the tusks are loose-ah!
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posted on
08/31/2005 3:56:55 PM PDT
by
VadeRetro
(Liberalism is a cancer on society. Creationism is a cancer on conservatism.)
To: VadeRetro
... but that's entirely irrelephant to what I was talking about.
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posted on
08/31/2005 4:01:32 PM PDT
by
Gumlegs
To: Just mythoughts
Scientists who study the extinct creatures that once roamed the Earth are called paleontologists. If you were to watch a paleontologist at work, you would probably see him on his hands and knees, methodically and painstakingly examining the surface of the ground. This is because he is looking for fossils, or else he has lost a contact lens. A fossil is any trace left behind by a living thing. Usually the term refers to mineralized bones, but it can also include teeth, eggs, footprints and unpaid phone bills. By careful analysis, paleontologists can often reconstruct an entire animal from just a tiny fragment of bone. (below) This is from Tom Weller's Science Made Stupid, one of the funniest books ever written.
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posted on
08/31/2005 4:01:39 PM PDT
by
Shazbot29
(Light a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day; light him on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life)
To: Doctor Stochastic
"First chimp fossil, of course, not first chimp fossil, which would be the more important find." Trying to prove the theory of amphibology theory are we?
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posted on
08/31/2005 4:09:24 PM PDT
by
b_sharp
(Science adjusts theories to fit evidence, creationism distorts evidence to fit the Bible.)
To: PatrickHenry
I found a dollar bill walking down the street.
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posted on
08/31/2005 4:12:14 PM PDT
by
b_sharp
(Science adjusts theories to fit evidence, creationism distorts evidence to fit the Bible.)
To: b_sharp
I saw a peanut stand/I heard a rubber band/I laughed till I though I'd cry ...
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posted on
08/31/2005 4:18:59 PM PDT
by
Gumlegs
To: Shazbot29
REQUIRED NOTICE: This account meets the statutory and regulatory requirements of all U.S. state, county and municipal school boards and districts for works dealing with the origins of man and is warranted to be suitable for use as a teaching tool in accordance with the Guidlines for De Facto Ideological Uniformity of the American Textbook Publishers Association.
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posted on
08/31/2005 4:20:59 PM PDT
by
js1138
(Great is the power of steady misrepresentation.)
To: PatrickHenry
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posted on
08/31/2005 5:59:53 PM PDT
by
LiteKeeper
(The radical secularization of America is happening)
To: Shazbot29
Thank you very much, and it is very funny.
To: PatrickHenry
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