Caption The Swimmer (priceless photo from last week's hearings)

[Irish Queen]

Portrait of Dorian Grey

[MrBambaLaMamba]

I'm coming Mary Jo, I'm coming.

[Dustbunny]

Wish I had waited until after the hearing to have that 5th drink, I can hardly keep my eyes open.

[silverleaf]

Aye, Schumer; aye, my hearties all round; it was Sam Alito that dismasted me; Sam Alito that brought me to this dead stump I stand on now!

Aye, aye, he shouted with a terrific, loud, animal sob, like that of a heart-stricken moose; Aye, aye! it was that accursed White Male that razeed me; made a poor pegging lubber of me for ever and a day!

Then tossing both arms, with measureless imprecations he shouted out: Aye, aye! and I'll chase him round the Senate hearing room, and round the media, and round the Sunday Talk Show maelstrom, and round perdition's flames before I give him up. And this is what ye have shipped for, fellow democrats! to chase that White Male conservative on both sides of the Hill, and over all sides of earth, till he spouts black blood and rolls fin out. What say ye, men, will ye splice hands on it, now? I think ye do look brave.

Aye, aye! shouted the senate staffers and the press, running closer to the excited old man: A sharp eye for the White Male; a sharp lance for Sam Alito!

God bless ye, he seemed to half sob and half shout. God bless ye, men. Steward! go draw the great measure of grog. But what's this long face about, Mr. Kerry; wilt thou not chase the white Male conservative? art not game for Sam Alito?

[JOE6PAK]

[Slings and Arrows]

Oscar Wilde was entirely correct: eventually, a man has the face he serves.

Sounds like a good reason for any bartender to cut Ted off.

[Yes, I know it was a typo.]

[Calvin Locke]

Falling face first into drinks. Just the nose.

[Fido969]

"And don't call me Shirley..."

[DTogo]

Osama-sama Obama!

[lesser_satan]

Take a close look at any serious drunk over the age of forty. They all have foveated liquor-beak noses.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Alas, poor Ed-yorick Kennedy.
I knew him when he was sober,
but that was when he was just a wee lad.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

"Waitress sandwich." drool ( in a Homer Simpson voice )

"Remember Judge Allyito, you're testifying under oafs."

[Victoria Delsoul]

LOL!

[Boazo]

I'll have another Cutty

[Beagle8U]

" Mister Alito, is it not true that you don't like Scotch?..Does that not prove that you are willing to discriminate against minority beverages?"

[Fido969]

Excellent!

[reagan_fanatic]

[Boazo]

RF, We posted one minute apart! look back three panels

[doug from upland]

DFU SONG: Bridge Over Troubled Water (Ted threatens to drive "Alioto" off bridge)
DFU SONGS | 1-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 01/11/2006 4:43:22 PM PST by doug from upland

MIDI - BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATER

(musical intro)

Alioto, you will be grilled
Before we're done with you, we'll have had our fill
You racist scum, we'll certainly be exposing you
So I am warning you
There's a bridge off of which I'll drive you if you don't withdraw
There's a bridge off of which I'll drive you if you don't withdraw

I failed lifeguard class...you know that
But I float pretty well because I am so fat

My Oldsmobile has been restored to original

So I am warning you
There's a bridge off of which I'll drive you if you don't withdraw
There's a bridge off of which I'll drive you if you don't withdraw

I won't hesitate...like old times

We know that Oldsmobile just cannot stop on a dime
And in my hand will be a bottle for company

So I am warning you
There's a bridge off of which I'll drive you if you don't withdraw
There's a bridge off of which I will drive you if you don't withdraw

Withdraw

[Zacs Mom]

I swear, just looking at that image makes me
feel as though I can actually smell his sickening boozy breath!



Debauchery and dishonesty absolutely oozes
from every pore of this unspeakably hideous creature!