Dumb: Pamela Anderson Attacks Col. Sanders, Kentucky (Debbie Schlussel On the KFC Icon)

Debbie Schlussel.com ^ | 01/13/06 | Debbie Schlussel

[goldstategop]

The star Of FOX's "Stacked" isn't stacked next to Col. Harlan Sanders. He didn't make a fortune with his famous Kentucky Fried Chicken til he was 80. He worked well into his 90s. There's a good reason Kentucky honors him as its native son. Who cares what bozoette Pam Anderson and PETA think of fried chicken? It makes me want to have some with mashed potatoes and gravy with hot biscuits for dinner.

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

[peyton randolph]

Anderson said in a statement issued by PUTA

PUTA is an appropriate Spanish obscenity.

[SALChamps03]

OK, Pam. Your talents lie in making mildly amusing dumb blonde statements, going to parties, smiling, and showing off your breasts. Political statements are outside of your realm. Stick to what you know sweetie.

[End Times Sentinel]

Pam Anderson has an effect on me too, but it doesn't have much to do with eating.

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

[goldstategop]

ROFL! Spanish for hookah. ;-)

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

[goldstategop]

Her breasts are not as good as the ones people eat. Shut up and Sing bump!

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

[Man50D]

She's upset because Colonel Sander's bust is bigger than hers.

[moog]

Are you SURE about that?

[Man50D]

Shut up and Sing bump!

She sings?

[G.Mason]

Pamela Anderson is a receptical for sexual release, by multiple users. Nothing more, nothing less.

[LoudRepublicangirl]

My guess is that KFC will still be around long after there is nothing left to Pam but her ridiculously large siliconies.

[showme_the_Glory]

She shouldn't get her feathers all ruffled.

[moog]

She's upset because Colonel Sander's bust is bigger than hers.

NO, NO, NO, It's because you can find better breasts at KFC.

[massgopguy]

She's also Canadian. So the good people of Kentucky would like her to STFU.

[G.Mason]

And I can't spell.

[moog]

So they will attempt to SUTF.

[conservativeharleyguy]

"Then, there is Pam's PUTA...."

That is too funny for words. Puta is Spanish for whore.

[Always Right]

NO, NO, NO, It's because you can find better breasts at KFC.

They are both finger licking good.

[Vaquero]

brains mounted pectorialy.

[Vaquero]

in Italian the word for Whore is Putana.