Dumb: Pamela Anderson Attacks Col. Sanders, Kentucky (Debbie Schlussel On the KFC Icon)

Debbie Schlussel.com ^ | 01/13/06 | Debbie Schlussel

[goldstategop]

LOL! Exactly. The animal lovers have not evinced such a concern for chickens. I eat it almost every other day so I am not a vegan. I'm a member in good standing of the other PETA - People For The Eating Of Tasty Animals and I don't intend to change even after I'm old and gray. Steaks, chicken, turkey and seafood are just plain yummy!

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

[sgtbono2002]

Pamela cannot act. In order to further her career I think it is safe to say that Pamela has choked a few chickens herself, and choked on a few too more than likely.

Although in the only movie she ever made where she was any good ,starring with her husband Tommie Lee she did prove that she doesnt choke easily.

[Ditter]

She was 'roasted' recently on the comedy channel, and the term 'ditz' and 'airhead' are much too kind. She didn't appear to even laugh at the right places, like maybe she wasn't even listening to what the 'roasters' were saying about her.

[End Times Sentinel]

Are you SURE about that?

Yup (I didn't say I'd talk to her or anything).

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

[moog]

I thought PETA stood for People Eating Their (own) Animals. Oops.

I did some work at a chicken farm where they use it for Campbell's soup and other things. Anyone who thinks those chickens were worth saving is full of chicken crap.

[moog]

Good, she might have gotten one of her VIP buddies to go after you (or ELF ones).

[moog]

She was too busy thinking about the chicken roasters.

[in hoc signo vinces]

She recently obtained US citizenship. She considers the US here home. She may not be bright but...that hardly matters.

[in hoc signo vinces]

PETA, People Eating Tasty Animals...I think that's the org you are thinking of. It really exists.

[moog]

Unless you're that one woman.

[moog]

PETA, People Eating Tasty Animals...I think that's the org you are thinking of. It really exists.

Yeah, I know. I was making a joke. I thought up a hilarious acronym one time for them, but have forgotten what it was.

[cricket]

Perhaps Pan should plan a visit. . .or even another visit, to our Troops. . .

[cricket]

ahh. . .not to be confused witih 'Peter'. . .that 'Pan' = PAM. . .

[Beth528]

http://www.hereinreality.com/makeup.htm

[litehaus]

"PUTA" Bi-Lingual are ya?..LOL

[hayseed]

Where I come from we call that a sperm bank

[RockinRight]

Sometimes truth is more amusing than fiction...

[moog]

Oh crap! I thought a sperm bank is where they deposited dead giant whales.

[gondramB]

Maybe I am just in a critical mood with regard to articles this morning but this one bothered me - it doesn't address at all the factual issues and just makes a series of personal attacks.... it doesn't seem very Freep worthy.

[Man50D]

NO, NO, NO, It's because you can find better breasts at KFC.

At least KFC's are real.