Posted on 02/12/2006 12:46:46 PM PST by bayourant
Edited on 02/12/2006 2:10:43 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
He didn't know the gun was loaded! Honest!
Where exactly did I blame him?
He said he didn't see anything about it posted; I merely pointed out that there was a thread with CHENEY'S NAME in it a full five minutes before he posted his.
Don't you work off the Latest Posts page? It's all over there.
lol
I was hit with buckshot hunting by my stupid moron brother once :-)
Ok, sue me. Even the Fox anchors are having a hard time keeping a straight face.
Shooting lawyers should be a new American Pastime. ;-)
From the DU paranoia dept--
Accident My Ass
He shot that man on purpose because he feels that he's above the law. This is another test case
LOL! there is NOTHING in me that thinks that Cheney would SHOOT someone on purpose- unless of course they were interfering in a BIG OIL deal....
S'okay.
If the guy was seriously hurt it'd be one thing but this story is getting to get a lot of laughs this week.
AP always prints what they wish would happen, not what happened.
well at least he's no Aaron Burr.
It's still safer than going driving with Teddy Kennedy.
WHy?
lol, AZ. Sorry to hear that. (I'm sorry this is one of those laughing in church situations. I cant keep a straight face! It's so absurd!)
Oh, my God!
What is W doing to that turkey, and why are they both SMILING?
Well, I knew Cheney was a sportsman, but didn't know he was a quail hunter....
A DAY AT THE BEACH
On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coastal area for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the sea wall on Galveston Isle in his Pope mobile when suddenly he notices a frantic commotion just off shore.
There was John Kerry struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark. As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with two men aboard. One of the men, President George W. Bush quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side while Dick Cheney reached out and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious John Kerry from the water. Then using baseball bats, the two heroes beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessings for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some bitter hatred between President Bush and John Kerry, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, President Bush asked Dick "Who was that?"
It was the Pope," Dick replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has all of God's wisdom."
Well," President Bush said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he doesn't know squat about shark fishing................how's the bait holding up?"
rofling!
/DUmbass tinfoil hat
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