[SmithL]

Well, Darn the Bad Luck!

[goldstategop]

He's waiting to see how things play out.... Gore's never saying never.

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

[sam_paine]

Gore Not Planning to Run for President

And in other news, the Generalissimo Fella is STILL DEAD.

[DustyMoment]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiii - gggggggghhhhhhhttttttt!! And, the sun's not planning to rise in the east tomorrow morning.

[Mo1]

"I'm not planning to be a candidate again. I haven't reached a stage in my life where I'm willing to say I will never consider something like this. But I'm not saying that to be coy; I'm just saying that to be honest — that I haven't reached that point."

Sounds like he has a hard time committing to anything

[soycd]

"I'm enjoying what I'm doing," Gore told an audience at Middle Tennessee State University, where he gave a lecture on global warming. He's *enjoying* undermining America's war on terrorists and other treasonous activities? What a wasted and hateful piece of trash he is. If the rats were somehow successful in their attempts to steal election 2000 I suspect there would be internal strife in America to prevent our country from falling into leftist insurgent hands. His kind of thuggery is not ever to be allowed to fester in our great country.

[altura]

Why'd you have to spoil everything???

[melt]

"I'm not planning to be a candidate again."

The author left out the comma between "candidate" and "again". In its corrected form, it should read: "I'm not planning to be a candidate, again."

So, this means that Al is running again as a nothing candidate. Great news!

[mhx]

Gore, a Democrat, in 2000 lost to President Bush

Don't they mean "allegedly" lost?

[spokeshave]

He may not be "running" but will most certainly travel on a wooden bicycle

[Fintan]

"Put the Cheetos down, Tipper and fire up the Goremobile...We're headin' back to Tennessee...".

 

[Texas dog]

"Gore Not Planning to Run for President"

That's OK; the country wasn't planning on voting for him.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Gore Not Planning to Run for President

Dang! He and I have something in common after all.

[neodad]

Who?

[Recovering_Democrat]

He never has run for President. LOL.

[mbennett203]

"Gore, a Democrat, in 2000 lost to President Bush"

I wonder how many writers it took the AP to finish this sentence. I mean, at least 50 heads exploded during the process. Muahaha!

[OldSmaj]

Former Vice President Al Gore said Monday he's not planning to run for president...

Well, just damn!

That wooden fool would have done more damage to the dimbulbrat party than Howard Dean and Jimmah Cottah could ever have done.

Now all we're left to with is John F'n Kerry, that Clark fool and the silky pony, Edwards.

Nowhere near the circus it would have been without Algore.

Maybe we can talk that Sheehan idiot into running.

[gathersnomoss]

Last night my wife and I watched him on TV promoting his latest his album "The Story Teller".

[Spunky]

Hilliary would twist his balls in a knot if he did.

[Verginius Rufus]

Gore has sized up the 2008 race and decided not to be roadkill on Hillary's road to the nomination.

Last year he spoke in New York on global warming on a record cold day. Today he was in Murfreesboro, TN, talking on the same subject while that area is experiencing temperatures way below normal.

[clintonh8r]

Say it ain't so, Alice, say it ain't so!