Mouse testicle cells behave like stem cells, suggesting new source for therapy

Atlanta Journal-Constitution ^ | 03/24/06 | MALCOLM RITTER

[The Old Hoosier]

The good news is, we can cure you.

The bad news is, we're taking your balls away.

:-)

[RegulatorCountry]

Hillary will be in a complete quandary ... this is good news for her, but what to tell her constituency, which will be completely left out?

[Paradox]

As long as they use this guy's cells, I'm ok wit dat..

[maine-iac7]

Democrat men should worry a bit.

LOLLOFLHHO _{(Lil ole lady laying on the floor laughing her hiney off)}

Thanks for the chuckle, Truth is, indeed, funnier that fiction.

[WideGlide]

What about Shweaty's?

[BJClinton]

There's a pubic hair joke in there somewhere, but I'll refrain.

[maine-iac7]

I think there is a internet-wide policy against making jokes abouse mouse balls. Ooops

Up here in my neck of the woods, restaurants feature "Moose Balls" - but these would be far easier to procure...

[Vinnie]

Oh really?
We will see the birth of the castration mills. :)

[Uddercha0s]

MEMO
Re: Replacement of Mouse Balls.

If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.

Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.

[Uddercha0s]

You beat me to it

[Doogle]

[maine-iac7]

OMG! Lost it on that one - little ole lady out here in the woods howling her head off.

Best good ole belly laugh I've had in a coon's age.........and I'll never look at my poor little mouse with the red ball the same again - just to look at it'll bring a chuckle.

Thanks!

[Mordacious]

If this works it will be a solution which makes everyone happy, with the exception of the person whose balls get cut open.

I heard a rumor that there's another way to get it out of there ;)

[Vaquero]

[pogo101]

If the headline is correct, Paul Begala had better be careful.

[Flavius Josephus]

I don't think that's the way you get the "stem cells" out.

[Spruce]

[RHINO369]

MAybe we can ask the guy who cut his penis off to throw at Cops in Chicago if he can pitch in?

[JTN]

MAybe we can ask the guy who cut his penis off to throw at Cops in Chicago if he can pitch in?

That can't be a real story. And if it is, I don't want to know.

[RHINO369]

OH its real. The cops were pretty nice too, they sent "it" back with him to the hospital and the doctors were able to put it back on. The problem was with his girlfriend and the cops were called. I think he too the symbolism of having a girlfriend a little too far.