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Posted on 04/01/2006 6:34:25 AM PST by Avenger
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To: Avenger; sure_fine
To: Avenger
Sorry to be so late getting to the Zotfest. I had an early appointment away from home. I hope this is not too late to satisfy your needs.
I don't want a little pansy zot!
Z O T
April 1st Cheers!
caryatid
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posted on
04/01/2006 9:22:14 AM PST
by
caryatid
(Jolie Blonde, 'gardez donc, quoi t'as fait ...)
To: JRios1968; darkwing104
A long-lived troll?
Maybe...or maybe not. It IS April Fool's Day, after all. I happened to think about that AFTER I posted.
183
posted on
04/01/2006 9:33:14 AM PST
by
Purrcival
(Please pray for fellow FReeper Zacs Mom http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1604933/posts)
To: Avenger
Well, heck. I wuz gonna ast you for some advice, too. I got this here intestinal parasite and the Doc sez to me, he sez "OK, Drill. Stick a boiled egg and a lemon cookie up yer butt every day for a week and come visit me." So I do that and go back and he sticks a boiled egg up my tookus and waits there with a hammer. Pretty soon the tapeworm sticks his head out and yells "Where's my lemon cookie?" and the Doc smacks it with the hammer.
My question is - does your Doc make house calls?
To: Avenger
185
posted on
04/01/2006 10:56:08 AM PST
by
Wiz
To: Avenger
You even changed your homepage. You are really series about this.
I have to take a shower, so ping me as this story develops.
To: Avenger
Your homepage alone is worth a ZOT!
It just seems to me that if you have to give 110% to something else, you should at least be able to give 30-40% to FreeRepublic, you big girl!
I mean, c'mon, do the math.
Happy April Fool's Day ZOT anyway!
187
posted on
04/01/2006 11:13:46 AM PST
by
hummingbird
(Bloggers killed the MSM Star.)
To: Nita Nupress
BWAAAAHAHAHA! You've got it covered!
To: Avenger
Is this an April Fool joke? :)
To: Purrcival; JRios1968
It's April fools day so I just followed the Admin Mod's lead an not zot Avenger...But I thought Avenger like some kitty pictures. After all He could of asked for more cowbells.
190
posted on
04/01/2006 12:05:39 PM PST
by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
To: Avenger
What the hey. You want it, you got it.
191
posted on
04/01/2006 12:39:46 PM PST
by
Old Seadog
(Inside every old person is a young person saying "WTF happened?".)
To: Tijeras_Slim; Avenger
You have been added to my "Avenger Opus Ping List." If you wish to be added or removed, please FReepmail me, and I will ignore you.
To: Avenger
By the way, who is the handsome couple on your profile page? They remind me of a couple who, back in the 70's or 80's were pro-life, pro-gun, and anti-smut (but I'll give them a pass on that last one).
To: Avenger
The chick is kinda hot, btw.
To: Avenger
[ ZOT ME now DAMMIT!!! ]
(filing fingernails)
You're not worthy.. (shining)...
195
posted on
04/01/2006 12:58:06 PM PST
by
hosepipe
(CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole..)
To: darkwing104
After all He could of asked for more cowbells.
To: Larry Lucido
They've been sharing space with the mods in our vegan rainbow commune. They are really in touch with Mother Gaia and totally awesome.
To: advance_copy
198
posted on
04/01/2006 1:11:40 PM PST
by
rock58seg
(Republicans on ports,As funny as Democrats pretending to know about Natl Security and quail hunting.)
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To: Admin Moderator
Well, I'd do her, if she still looks like that. (Looking for the lightning bolt).
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